Luke: “And… even though he’s been filling in as the host of the show, he doesn’t think he’s better than anyone else, except… me. He thinks he’s better than me now. Maybe because he is.”
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Luke: “Because”
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Luke: “Boom! Roasted.”
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Luke: “Hola, friendos. It’s been awhile since I’ve rapped atcha”
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Luke: “I don’t know. What the hell is ‘Hodag’?”
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Luke: “I’m your host… Luke Burbank!”
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Luke: Laughing
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Luke: Making a funny sound
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Luke: “Oh my God in Heaven”
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Luke: “Oh my God!”
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Luke: “Oh my goodness gracious!”
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Luke: “Oh, Andrew”
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Luke: “Oh, well, you’re gonna use Scott Simon to speak on it!?”
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Luke: “People are not gonna like Krang”
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Luke: Singing “Baby”
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Luke: Still a little rusty after coming back from vacation and got the show number wrong, but then corrected himself
Luke: “Technically, a balloon could do damage, in the sense that it would just blow your mind, and be awesome”
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Luke: “To, to generally depend on NPR’s pronuncers, [sic] pronouncers because… Think about the irony of mispronouncing the word pronouncer”
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Luke: “Two out of three Burbanks can’t be wrong! Rudy. Is it Tan-ya or Tahn-ya?”
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Luke: “What are you wooking at? What!? That’s a… that doesn’t even make sense.”
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Luke: “You don’t… effing understand the position you put me in when you choose door number two”
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Luke and Andrew: Andrew spoofs on a man from Superior, Wisconsin who thinks he’s better than everyone
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Luke and Andrew: “CanYouBelieveLukeIsBald.tv? Yeah!”
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Luke and Andrew: “I was considering writing down ‘Ass Gasket Fatigue’ as a… Nope! …show title. No… I just saved your ink. Now, I’m writing down, ‘Save Your Ink’ as show title.”
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Luke and Andrew: Laughing
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Luke and Andrew: Luke has a little Krang inside of him
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Luke and Andrew: “My vacation by the numbers: I went six days… without a shower… (Why!!?) not including swimming. Why!!? Well… because…”
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Luke and Andrew: “Well, you also shower twice a day. On a bad day.”
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Luke and Andrew: “What about Tanya Tucker? I just thought it was Tanya Tucker. Oh… Oh, Andrew. Really!? It’s not Tanya Tucker? Are you sure? Let me… just call my wife… Really? (She would know) ‘Really?’ I’m calling my wife or ‘Really?’ to it’s Tanya Tucker. Really to both.”
Luke, Andrew and Carey Burbank: Discussing the pronunciation of Tanya Tucker’s first name