Andrew: “Cheese and crackers!!”
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Andrew: “Genevieve, what kind of beer do we like?”
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Andrew: “Holy macaroni!”
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Andrew: “How do you feel about adding… explosive? Just like a light explosive?”
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Andrew: “I’m a schlub. Let’s just face it. But… schlub no more with Five Four Club.”
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Andrew: “I’m having a Tuesday that feels like a Monday. My brain isn’t working right.”
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Andrew: “I’m with you, buddy”
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Andrew: “Is this… too disturbing to put on the tape?”
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Andrew: “It’s extra bold. You can’t handle it!”
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Andrew: “Now, it actually does cover my face. It’s an honest-to-God b–face hider now.”
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Andrew: Snorting
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Andrew: “That, which loses the Song of the Summer cannot lose the Song of the Summer again”
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Andrew: “That’s not the right word”
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Andrew: “That’s not the right word. I’m trying to be high and mighty; and, I literally can’t even think of the word I’m looking for.”
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Andrew: “When you see what it actually is… it’s just a fucked up stop sign. Like, I’m not even joking!”
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Andrew: “You know that. I had five hot dogs in front of you this weekend.”
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew Despocito-rolled Luke
Andrew and Luke: “Looking’s for free. Touching will cost ya. (Mmm-hmm)”
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Andrew and Luke: “Quick update on that picnic, if you don’t mind. You had mentioned, it’s the twenty-ace… [ph] it’s the 28th, next Thursday. It’s the, it’s the 31st; but, you’re… Oh, shit-snacks! The 28th is a Monday… Wow.”
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Luke: “¡Jalapeño!”
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Luke: “Do not, do not.. Please do not Burbank… Do not Burbank a Burbank.”
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Luke: “Hey, ya! Sweet… big boy. Hey, ya.”
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Luke: “It’s north of a Jon Snow; but, south of a Father John Misty”
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Luke: Laughing
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Luke: “Which persist. Nevertheless! They persisted.”
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Luke: “Wow. Kind of looks like the moon. Amazing.”
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Luke and Andrew: “Are you still seeing Dr. Nick Riviera? Yeah. Yeah. No. Good. He’s in my network.”
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Luke and Andrew: “But, you’re gonna be… dinking and… You’re gonna bleepin’ and bloopin’ around with this show for the next (Mmm-hmm) two hours”
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Luke and Andrew: “Then, right after it, there was another mountain that was a different color. Which, started… right after the solar eclipse searches started to go down. And, that search term was, ‘Why do my eyes hurt?’ Oh… Oh, no. That wasn’t just a meme? That wasn’t just a joke?”
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