Andrew: “Believe this!”
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Andrew: “Boy, my house would stink if I lived with a little boy. Sorry, everybody. I’m not trying to be mean.”
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Andrew: “Do that!”
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Andrew: “He says, ‘spreadshee’! This is a real example of spreadshee-ing in the wild!”
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Andrew: “Hey, I’m not out of bubblegum. We’re good for a while.”
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Andrew: “I have a book I need to return to the library; cuz, I’m… just… a nerd”
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Andrew: “I’m not trying to be creepy here”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: “Mwah!”
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Andrew: “No fathers left behind. That’s what I say.”
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Andrew: “Now, I’m freaking out; because, my favorite little place, that doesn’t usually have enough space as it is… it’s now gonna be overrun by any goddamn tourist in town. Let alone, the other people who just love here and didn’t know about this place. It’s gonna be filled with Bourdain-heads… really irritates me.”
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Andrew: “Oh my God, the Sausage Fest is happening right now!”
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Andrew: Random sounds playing on Andrew’s end
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Andrew: “Sorry to be typical Andrew here”
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Andrew: “That would kill me as a kid”
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Andrew: Trying to make the Top Story drop sound
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Andrew: “What are you trying to pull, Burbank?”
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Andrew and Luke: “Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce, who? Lettuce pray. That doesn’t even make sense. No it doesn’t.”
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Andrew and Luke: “Speaking of friends, Luke Burbank. Yeah?”
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Andrew and Luke: “There are dozens of us (That’s amazing!) Dozens! Dozens!”
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Luke: “He came here to chew bubblegum and be part of a Sausage Fest; and, he’s all out of bubblegum (Don’t miss the Sausage Fest!)”
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Luke: “How… dare you… come… here and say that?”
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Luke: “I wanted to be Goofus”
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Luke: “So, I’m definitely… I’m pulling some online dating bullshit”
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Luke: “Sorry, Rudy. You’re coming with me, bud.”
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Luke: “You have no idea how fun… and sexy… this time is for me”
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Luke and Andrew: “But, I don’t look that part. And, also, I’m just kind of like… kind of a schlub, and I’m also often, like, I have tattoos and I’m wearing like… You’re not a schlub! I’m not a schlub; but, what I mean is, I just don’t, when I walk into a room, I don’t think people go like, ‘Oh, that guy’s probably a TV correspondent'”
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Luke and Andrew: Luke singing the McDonald’s jingle and Andrew singing “We’re communists!”
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Luke and Andrew: “They just upper-decked you just to let you know they could. Right!”
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