Andrew: “And, if you don’t mind me saying, you know… I don’t really have a backup plan. So… thank you for letting us do this as our job. It’s important to me just personally.”
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Andrew: Andrew was able to reproduce his LA salad with pre-boiled eggs, even though that’s not his preferred means of having pre-boiled eggs
Andrew: “Because, I… just felt shame buying pre-boiled eggs”
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Andrew: “Don’t ask me anything”
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Andrew: “I didn’t wanna stand there and be like… ‘Yeah, no. More ham. Nope. Nope. More, more ham. What don’t you, what do you hear when I say more ham?'”
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Andrew: “Just lay down in the bossa nova and let me do my stuff”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: “Please… Mr. Hot Dogger was my father”
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Andrew: “Really?”
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Andrew: Singing “LA salad…”
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Andrew: Snorting
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Andrew: “So, here’s all I know… If, if he says ‘Yip!’… then you go ‘Strouch!!’ [ph]“
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Andrew: “Thanks, rando! Thanks, Rando Calrissian!”
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Andrew: “Which is not how you… do that”
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Andrew: “Why do I even ask these questions?”
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Andrew and Luke: “Did you ask Tom… about the time Jimmy Buffett… allegedly did cocaine off of a cheeseburger’s butt? Off of a cheeseburgers butt!? I thought that was a dumb joke. It was just a dumb joke!”
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Andrew and Luke: “See, I ask questions and you have answers. Doesn’t work the other way. (Absolutely) Don’t ask me anything.”
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Luke: “Come up to the Bay City, man. It’s just all salad bars and 360 slam dunks”
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Luke: “Fire away, Mr. Hot Dogger”
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Luke: “How’s that for a… dazzling doot?”
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Luke: “I am an Avis… Wizard!”
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Luke: “I didn’t choose the poop life… the poop life chose me today”
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Luke: “It’s because I’m three hours ahead of you, not two hours ahead”
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Luke: Laughing
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Luke: “Listening to Coast to Coast at 1 AM, pounding Monsters. Everybody knows I ate seven Monsters”
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Luke: “Paint me yellow and take me to the Circle City!”
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Luke: Saying “Cherry Red Dodge Charger” in a sing-songy manner
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Luke: “That music can only mean… one thing! I’m late for my bossa nova lesson!”
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Luke: “The MVV: The Most Valuable Vegetable”
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Luke: “Was she just shedding floating, air biscuits?”
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Luke: “Why did I have to… bring you this number two story? Look… I didn’t choose the poop life… the poop life chose me today, everyone; and, we have to answer the call”
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Luke: “You’re gonna chap yourself out there, bro”
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Luke and Andrew: “And, I’ve been known to polish off seven to ten Monster Tacos (Wow) in a sitting. Yeah, I have (Wow) problems, Andrew. It’s fine.”
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Luke and Andrew: “Chipotle’s recovery hopes… melt… with gritty queso. That sounds like a smear campaign. Oh, now you’re allowed to do it!? Give me a brark”
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Luke and Andrew: “How about the ‘Runny Runner’? Let’s move on! There’s gotta be another Top Story in your basket”
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Luke and Andrew: “Like I said… I’ve really done a 180 on it, on, on the Circle City. I’ve really done a 360 on the Circle City. Wait… yeah, I was just gonna say… Wait, you’re back where you started! Yeah, I know. I just thought it’d be funnier if I did…”
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Luke and Andrew: Luke singing “It’s the final breakfast” and Andrew doot-dooing along
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