Andrew: “Are you kidding me? I’m Luke Burbank’s sidekick!”
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Andrew: “Bing!”
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Andrew: “Don’t do it, Linh! Go outside. Take a walk, get some fresh air. Do not, do not give in to every ridiculous thing that Luke and I suggest on this show. Please, I will feel guilty.”
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Andrew: Growling
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Andrew: “I listened to Stern, played on my boop-boop”
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Andrew: “I, I assume that this guy was… probably a… a veteran on both the War on Cars… and the War on Christmas, I would assume. But, fighting the good fight for both of them.”
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Andrew: “I’m gonna get this so wrong!”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: Laughing #2
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Andrew: “Linh, do not do that please!”
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Andrew: “My summer of Stern”
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Andrew: Saying “Not to be confused with a fire triangle tweet” in a chopped and screwed manner
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Andrew: Saying “Oh, ooogh” and growling
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Andrew: “The guy who is sitting in the seat directly behind me… gets on his phone… and starts having the loudest, and excuse my language… but… douchiest… with a capital ‘ouchiest’ conversation”
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Andrew: “The podcast will shock you!”
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Andrew: “They had to bring in a crew to get all of the mansplain out of that plane afterwards”
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Andrew: “Thousands of Andrews… suddenly screaming out, then being silenced. Wait, what? I dunno. Never mind.”
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Andrew: “Well, this is not interesting radio talk”
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Andrew: “Y-Yes! Yes! Yes!”
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Andrew: “You got ‘gazi’d!”
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Andrew: “You totally sleuthed that out like a… like a the, the creepiest Hardy Boy ever”
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew thinking about layering up his version of Top Story to create a chorus of it, but then doesn’t want one to be created
Andrew and Luke: Dazzling Don’t Tell
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Andrew and Luke: Phamtasia
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Luke: “Are you confusing Richard Lewis and Eddie Murphy again?”
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Luke: “Because, once you have information you’re not supposed to have, you have to… you have to firewall that off”
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Luke: “Burp King of Valley City… #HillaryLiedPeopleDied #Burpghazi? I don’t know what I was trying to do there”
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Luke: “Cancel your weekend, Pham!”
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Luke: “I consider him the ombudshodor… of… podcasting”
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Luke: “I have a lot of personal problems… and, I think that’s apparent to who listens to this show”
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Luke: “I think I have some residual butthurtedness”
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Luke: “I went through on the whole list and I’m not on there”
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Luke: “Is it possible that he was a… an FBI: Female Body Inspector?”
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Luke: Laughing
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Luke: “Maybe this is just one of those shows where I just… admit a lot of… deep… dark, sad stuff”
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Luke: “Oh my God, dude. That is like ripped from the headlines of your life!”
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Luke: “Rock ‘n’ Roll!!”
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Luke: Struggling to not say something
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Luke: “These mother-effers”
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Luke: “We’d like to start our pre-boarding… right now, any… women… and… parents with small children… others who need assistance… and, any veterans of the War on Christmas. We thank you for your service.”
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Luke: “Well, no doy”
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Luke: “You’ll be hot-talking it, bruh!”
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Luke and Andrew: “And, it was all my little… progressive, liberal… snowflake heart could do to not try to explain you can’t build your way out of congestion. Right! Right”
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Luke and Andrew: “Then you get to… Richard Karn… the guy from Home Improvement. Not the famous guy from Home Improvement! The other guy from Home Improvement! What other guy? The guy on the other side of the fence? No, I think that… Not that guy. But, like, Tim Allen’s sidekick. By the way, words I hope are never attributed to me at my funeral. Are you kidding me? I’m Luke Burbank’s sidekick!”
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Luke and Andrew: “This Internet is overrated! It really is!”
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