Andrew: “Also, this is pretty neato, I think”
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Andrew: “And, and I think he’s an asshole, by the way”
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Andrew: “Eww! Gross, jerk!”
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Andrew: “Hello, Burbank”
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Andrew: “I don’t like you grouping Courier in there; but, okay”
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Andrew: “I mean it’s fine, but it’s a delicate, weak-ass little… font”
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Andrew: “I’m going to Luke, Luke and… Whatever”
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Andrew: “It’s got no serifs holding it back”
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Andrew: “It’s nothing but crickets out there”
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Andrew: “No! No, it is not okay to put your dog’s poop in my trash can!”
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Andrew: Reading two sentences from a Lord of the Rings book
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Andrew: “That’s two sentences. I don’t know what half of those words mean, man!”
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Andrew: “You know what? Maybe you should scold me”
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Andrew and David Burbank: “It’s pay to play, baby! It’s pay to play. Sorry, bitches. I own this episode.”
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Andrew and Luke: “I have a lot of stuff to… scold you about regarding… the font story; but, we’ll… we’ll get to that in, (What!?!) in a moment. You are a font of criticism… today, Andrew. That’s bad.”
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David Burbank: “I love me some Nacho Libre”
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Luke: “And, that man is Andrew Walsh”
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Luke: “Because we have… an additional microphone set up where he is… we’re also picking up… Rudy, the Pod-dog, just going to… town on her private parts! (I say, I say, what’s up dog!)”
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Luke: “I don’t think so! Because, the… what is the picture? It’s a permanent record of what your eyeball can see”
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Luke: “I rest my case”
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Luke: “I’ll tell you this. I’ll, I’ll answer your question with an unrelated anecdote”
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Luke: “It’s a very, very difficult journey… to mount this podcast five days a week”
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Luke: “It’s the shag rug of fonts”
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Luke: Making mouth trumpet sounds
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Luke: Saying “Or, the business of sports” as Casey Kasem
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Luke: Singing “…no serifs to hold me back”
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Luke: “Well, you can’t win ’em all!”
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Luke: “Why are you guys all so sad?”
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Luke: “You’re welcome, Stu”
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Luke and Andrew: “I can’t believe I benched Theo this week in, in favor of Kenny Britt. Huge mistake. Huge… mistake. Power out.”
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Luke and David Burbank: “It’s… it’s… it’s very… (Too loud and too specific) It’s too… it’s, it’s… it’s the discolored butthole flap of fonts”
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