Andrew: “And then, it’s all over. The dream is over.”
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Andrew: “And to you, I say, ‘Achtung!'”
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Andrew: “Dance card’s a little full this weekend, because… everybody’s gotta get a piece of the Andy”
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Andrew: Drawn out “What?”
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Andrew: “Everybody’s got a goddamn podcast”
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Andrew: Frustrated Andrew is Frustrated
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Andrew: “Honestly, look at the last two months of your life”
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Andrew: “I don’t wanna be your… dancing, knife-fight monkey”
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Andrew: “I mean, the video is ridiculous. I’m gonna close my eyes”
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Andrew: “I really put you on the spot. I can, I can bleep this all out. I can’t cut it out… but, I can just bleep it all out”
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Andrew: “I secretly Shazam’d it”
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Andrew: “I was sliding down rainbows into my book”
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Andrew: “I’m paying attention mostly, too”
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Andrew: “If that came on in the car… I would turn it up… and roll up my windows so nobody heard me”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: “No. No. No.”
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Andrew: “Oh, God! Keep it coming, folks. Keep it coming.”
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Andrew: Snorting
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Andrew: “So, you’re feeling a little gurgly, though”
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Andrew: “The Reading and The Rainbow?”
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Andrew: “We got a hammy down!”
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Andrew: “What if somebody drops the ham? We got a hammy down!”
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Andrew: “Why am I doing that!? You’re promoting your show; and, I’m just pooping on it?”
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Andrew and Luke: “Where’s Burbank? I dunno… he’s probably watching a movie in some unexpected location. You know him. Classic Burbank.”
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Luke: “Boy, oh boy”
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Luke: “Bruh… I’ve been divorced. You’re gonna spend four thousand over that bed pan”
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Luke: “For sharks”
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Luke: “Looking… at one side, looking at the other side… looking at the other side, looking at the other side”
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Luke: “No, no, no, no, no, no”
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Luke: “Oui, oui!”
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Luke: “Our lawnmower was a hammy down”
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Luke: “Ripped from the headlines of my actual life”
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Luke: Singing along to “Rock On”
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Luke: “Thanks a lot, Bourdain!”
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Luke: “That’s the most… coherent part of the story”
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Luke: “The Geordie and The LaForge”
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Luke: “Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Dumber”
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Luke: “While I was drunk as balls… here”
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Luke and Andrew: “And, we… are so… incredibly, incredibly… appreciative. So appreciative, Andrew… That you don’t have the list in front of you. That’s exactly right.”
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Luke and Andrew: Andrew inadvertently chuckled when Luke said Top Story was related to his Twitter world
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Luke and Andrew: “I am… I’m, I’ve, I’m going, I’m going hard on my Andy times (Yeah)”
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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t know why on Earth I’m launching into this story; (Here we go) because, it doesn’t go anywhere, Andrew… (Oh, good! Then, I know why)”
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Luke and Andrew: Laughing
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Luke and Andrew: “Wait, brethren, that’s… is that… that’s not gender-specific, right? I don’t know. It sounds like, if anything, you’d be trying to get rid of the ‘brethr’ and not the ‘en'”
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