Andrew: “And, Pert… is… is on… Pert… tament… t… disability. I dunno even know why I am trying! Why am I trying these horrible jokes!?”
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Andrew: Drawn out “Really?”
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Andrew: “Et cetera. Et cetera”
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Andrew: “Father Chromy has taken the Truck Nutz”
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Andrew: “First of all, I am, just now, re-watching ‘Llamas on the Loose’; and, this is delightful”
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Andrew: “I’m not doing meth!!”
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Andrew: “It just occurred to me that, if anybody pull-quotes that… it’s not great. So, maybe I will cut it all out. I don’t need to see that on… any third-party websites.”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: Saying “Always do!” in an annoying manner
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Andrew: Saying “And, I kind of am letting it get to me” in a sing-songy manner
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Andrew: “So, I’m hoping as much as you are that this pays off”
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Andrew: “Thank you. And, Happy Dumptober to you”
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Andrew: “The darkness is descending”
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Andrew: “Truck ex… ex machina?”
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Andrew: “We doodily-doodily-doodily-do!”
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Andrew: “Well, you know what they say… Trarch showers bring Trapril… flowers. Hey, I tried! Alright? I tried!”
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Andrew: “Yet, here I am… and, I wanna punch a brown person in his face” *
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Andrew and Luke: “Do you know how his family got that name… Nawrocki? I don’t. I actually know this, I was looking it up. Apparently, somebody said to him, ‘Are you a Rambo guy?’ And, he said, ‘Nah, Rocky’. Why don’t I have kids?”
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Andrew and Luke: Having a little trouble saying “asterisk”
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Andrew and Luke: “I’m sure that there are not organisms living in that goddamn (No) headband”
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Andrew and Luke: “Lassoo it!? (Lassoo it)”
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Andrew and Luke: “Where didja get that!? I… I did a little Trucktober deep-dive last night. Nice!”
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Luke: “Alexa! Stop!”
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Luke: “Because, you know, a lot of people are racists and they just be inside their house; but, I’m not one of those guys!”
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Luke: “He rock a house”
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Luke: “I celebrate it… all the different ways”
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Luke: “I could really take this to a very weird place”
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Luke: “I’m surprised that me standing… at the kind of… the… the business end… you know, the southbound end of a northbound TSA conveyor belt”
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Luke: “My attempts at wokeness takes some very strange turns in my life. You know?”
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Luke: “The guys is, looks like he’s been rode hard and put away wet”
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Luke and Andrew: “Alexa! Stop. People are gonna kill ya. You just stopped the podcast for a lot of people. Well, maybe they were tired listening to it.”
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Luke and Andrew: “Did you catch that? Yes!”
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Luke and Andrew: “You’re just a racist! (I know)”
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*: Andrew is not a racist and does not want to punch brown people in their face. It was said in a very non-serious manner. Peace and love.