Andrew: “Again, leaving this all in”
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Andrew: “But, somebody freakin’ dinged him on it!”
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Andrew: “But… go have a great life”
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Andrew: “God, our friends have weird names!”
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Andrew: “Hey, good news!”
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Andrew: “Holy shit! I had not seen that angle of my baldness before”
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Andrew: “I can worry about fucking anything, man”
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Andrew: “I think I revert to being a child when I go to the doctor”
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Andrew: “I’m already worried that they are gonna put me under; and, I’m gonna say awful things”
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Andrew: “I’m also seeing some of the options here. Somebody added, ‘Okay, Linh Pham… start Marsupial Gurgling… us… is?’ I dunno. That one doesn’t make a lot of sense to me; but, I wanted to give Linh a shout out.”
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Andrew: “I’m so sorry everybody”
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Andrew: “In the kindest, but most fuck-off voice possible”
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Andrew: “Is this something that’s just gonna dog me the rest of my life?”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: Laughing #2
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Andrew: Laughing #3
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Andrew: “Matt Jones doesn’t care about TBTL!”
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Andrew: Mimicking the Seinfeld bass transitions
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Andrew: “My mindset was now: a nervous man who also felt really full, and gross, and fat”
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Andrew: “No touching!!”
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Andrew: “Nuh-uh, you just started!”
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Andrew: “Oh, Christ! Yeah”
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Andrew: “Oh! Somebody took my teeth out”
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Andrew: Saying “Because, that woulda been weird” in a sing-songy manner
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Andrew: “Sneaking vapes”
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Andrew: “Sorry”
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Andrew: “There. This is how progress happens! We… make… deals!”
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Andrew: “To be brave and… twenty-three again”
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Andrew: “Well… you know… you were there, it didn’t… go great”
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Andrew and Luke: “You really covered your ass there as a journalist. Yeah, I have to.”
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Luke: “A-Bone says, ‘Helloooo!'”
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Luke: “Cool!”
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Luke: “Enough about me… enough of this dribble-drabble”
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Luke: “I’m sorry that I said bad things to you while I was… out of it”
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Luke: “I’ve got hot takes on every sort of travel expense management system known to man!”
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Luke: “Muzak is like barf bag”
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Luke: “Oh my goodness gracious”
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Luke: “Rudy, have you ever even seen a chicken?”
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Luke: “Sick!”
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Luke: “We got one!”
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Luke: “Whoa! What’s going on with my head!!?”
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Luke: “Whoa! What’s going on with Walsh’s head?”
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Luke and Andrew: “Be the Dudamel you wanna see. Yeah, draw the Dudamel you wanna see on the website”
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Luke and Andrew: Whispering “Andrew. What’s up, Luke? (What’s going on?) They’ll never notice that we didn’t do Top Stories. Cuz, we seamlessly went into the e-mail sounder. I think we pulled it off… The perfect crime.”
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