Andrew: “Again, I’m only, probably, painting myself a bit of… an asshole here”
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Andrew: “All joggers are people; but, not all people are joggers”
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Andrew: “Hello, Luke! I don’t have anything witty to say; so, let’s move on”
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Andrew: “Hope it’s okay for me to say this publicly”
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Andrew: “I don’t wanna be crying”
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Andrew: “I was being so… ‘No, but’ instead of ‘Yes, and’… I got nothing funny to say! And, you’re story’s unrelatable”
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Andrew: “I wasn’t an Art Bell-head”
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Andrew: “I’m Stampy. He’s Stompy… Where’s the cat?”
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Andrew: “Just, whatever!”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: “NoRegertsATBTLHolidaySpeshtacular.ninja“
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Andrew: “Oh, yeah!”
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Andrew: “Peace and love. Peace and love. No more autographs. Peace and love.”
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Andrew: “Poop is For Vendetta”
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Andrew: Snorting
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Andrew: “Somebody just… pooped? Somebody just left a… a human pile of… of poop… with one single piece of toilet paper stuck in it”
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Andrew: “We are costing our listeners so much money; cuz, every time we mention something like that… somebody, inevitably, reserves that… buys that domain”
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Andrew: “Well, that’s nice”
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Andrew: “What if you’re wrong?”
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Andrew: “What if you’re wrong? No offense”
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Andrew: “Ya blew it”
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Andrew and Luke: “But, usually it’s just like… if all of my, usually it’s filled with drops my list is, and they don’t have any… Filled with drops, my list is. I know… I like that, I like it when you talk Yoda”
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Listeners: Listeners leaving voicemail messages
Luke: “Dang it!”
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Luke: “He’s the longest running no-bro… of the program”
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Luke: “I mean, my mother-in-law was at the Wait Wait… Don’t Tell Me! last night, booing me; which, hurt… but, there, nonetheless”
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Luke: “I’m one of those people who has to be… more specific about which marriage I’m talking about… I’m one of those cool people”
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Luke: “Luuuuuuke!”
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Luke: “No humble-braggery… intended”
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Luke: “Shit! It’s hot!”
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Luke: Singing “I don’t wanna be crying this Christmas”
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Luke: Singing “The wheels on the Audi say, ‘Luke, Luke, Luke. Luke, Luke, Luke'”
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Luke: “The Luke Burbank Experience”
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Luke: “Two-Four-Sev”
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Luke: “You’re all asleep!”
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Luke and Andrew: “That’s something… that… literally had never occurred to me… before. Which… p–possibly makes me a sociopath. Like, no joke. You’re a recovering sociopath”
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