Andrew: “American Public Media. God bless them… for employing me”
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Andrew: “And, you’re holding this giant, inflatable gavel!”
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Andrew: “And… and, you don’t have access to that, Luke Burbank; because; we try to keep you at arm’s length”
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Andrew: “Anyway, I’m glad that I could make this about me”
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Andrew: Drawn out “Me too”
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Andrew: “I say this with love”
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Andrew: “I’m actually trying to think now if I’m a hypocrite”
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Andrew: “I’m uncomfortable”
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Andrew: “It is just systems on systems on systems over there”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: “Maybe I have to put the periods–Oh, you have to put the periods in there! Okay”
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Andrew: “Not all heroes have Itasca”
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Andrew: “You know me… I’m such a grumpster”
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Andrew and Luke: “I gotta not read my company e-mail… (What!?) during the intro of the show”
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Andrew and Luke: “I have a doctor’s appointment coming up; and, they just want to remind me of it. Is it in a sanctuary city?”
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Andrew and Luke: “Okay, Luke, are you ready for this? Ya. I need to make sure you’re ready for this”
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Andrew and Luke: Reacting to a fear-mongering political robocall Luke received while taping the show
Luke: “Dang it!”
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Luke: Getting a little too Scientological while thanking the Donors of the Day
Luke: “Grandpa B doesn’t know how to do this anymore”
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Luke: “He was… kind of… Johnny-not-on-the-spot”
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Luke: “Is this annoying?”
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Luke: Laughing
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Luke: Saying “And, we’ve got our show title that nobody will get, but I will love” in a staccato manner
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Luke: Saying “Croissant” in an overly-done French Accent
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Luke: Saying “My Jenny” as Forrest Gump
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Luke: Saying “Restaurant” in an overly-done French Accent
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Luke: “Show bro to co-bro”
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Luke: “So… Doctor Hammer-Judge”
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Luke: “That’s where I’m playing my Doog music from!”
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Luke: “The co-bro who po the show”
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Luke: “You ready, Rudy? Dang it! You know, you put the buffalo… chicken-flavored deli meat back in the refrigerator… be surprised at how quick your Pod-dog abandons you!”
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Luke and Andrew: “I said, ‘Waltham’ right too, right? It’s pronounced, ‘Worcester’. Thank you for setting me up for that joke”
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Luke and Andrew: “You down with ICC? You down with ICC?”
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Luke and Andrew: “You know what that was, Andrew? Huh. That was, that was filtering! (That was filtering) Wow! That’s a first (That was discretion)”
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