Andrew: “But, in eighth grade, I was just trying… so goddamn hard to be somebody else”
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Andrew: “I knew that was wrong as I was saying it”
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Andrew: “I know it’s a trap! I know it’s a trap!”
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Andrew: “I know you’re joking”
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Andrew: “It’s the time to do it! Shit or get off the pot”
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Andrew: “Kids were pegging their pants”
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Andrew: “Listen, I have a lot of regret about things I did that made people want to punch me in the face growing up”
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Andrew: “Maybe it has something to do with… Schrödinger’s birthday card?”
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Andrew: “Thank, thank you, by the way, for saying that you like me, and other people do as well”
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Andrew: “This is getting into a little bit of, ‘Oh, Andrew’ territory; so, I apologize about this”
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Andrew: “This is gonna sound… gross; but, I don’t, I don’t mean it to be”
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Andrew: “This may actually be a problem with my psyche”
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Andrew: “You know, that’s interesting”
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Andrew and Luke: “Wait. Hold on, it’s Foster’s. It’s Australian for regret. You call that regret? This is a regret. Sorry, Luke… I just talked about a guy’s glass eye”
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Camaro Kev: “Are you kidding me!?”
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Camaro Kev: “How are you not killing people?”
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Camaro Kev: “I was such a… such a little weirdo, dude”
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Camaro Kev: “Oh my God!”
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Luke: “Alright, Andrew Louis Walsh. Get us out of this”
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Luke: “Anyway, we’re all doing great”
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Luke: “Episode 2540, in a collector’s series”
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Luke: “I, I feel like it’s Dick-something… I feel like it’s Xander-something”
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Luke: “Make new regrets, but keep the old. One is silver and the other gold”
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Luke: “Tear ducts don’t come from your eyeball”
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Luke: “We’re at the point, at Burbank Springs, where… there’s literally a delivery every single day”
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Luke and Andrew: “I feel like that line is gonna really start to bother me. It already is bothering me”
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Luke and Andrew: “One thing first, though. We gotta thank our Donors of the Day. Yeah. What the heck?”
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Luke and Andrew: “‘Pleated pants, they really move. Pleated pants, they’re in the groove. Pleated pants… they’re so much fun. You take two steps, they take one’ That’s just the lyrics… Are you kidding me!!?”
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Luke and Camaro Kev: “By the way, Merry Day After Christmas, everybody. Yeah, cheese”
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Luke, Camaro Kev and Andrew: “Like, I, I can’t think of you as a Drew. I can’t either. Yeah”
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Luke, Camaro Kev and Andrew: Pegging jeans, not the other kind of pegging