Andrew: “Happy New Year!”
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Andrew: “Happy New Year!” #2
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Andrew: “I know that I’m a nerd”
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Andrew: “It might’ve been better than Christmas”
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Andrew: “Oh, .taco! Oh my God!”
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Andrew: “Optimism is dead”
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Andrew: Quietly saying “You’re funny”
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Andrew: Saying “Get On The Web Limited” in a funny manner
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Andrew: Singing “But, I’ve made a few”
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Andrew: “They say radio adds two inches, I think”
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Andrew: “This one’s my fault for… playing that tape, here… We started… both Monday… holiday shows… with some sort of political talk”
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Andrew: “This song take you back much?”
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Andrew: “Yep…pers!”
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Andrew and Nick Jarin: “Why does everything gotta be dirty today? I don’t know”
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Luke: “How do you like them apples?”
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Luke: “I, I haven’t even gotten to my first and most primary regret; which, I regret… effing up the show numbers for all of last week. I wanna apologize specifically to Linh Pham… and Linh’s mom; who, I love and is getting the brunt of his frustration, after every day, last week… me reporting the wrong… show episode number”
Luke: “If America… and the world as we know it is still standing, and podcast still exists… Welcome… to another edition… of No Regerts… a TBTL Holiday Speshtacular”
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Luke: “In the year of our Lord, two-thousand and eighteen”
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Luke: “Like… my wife, to bring her up for the ninth time, on this very episode of the show”
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Luke: “No one has ever slid into my DMs; and, I feel left out”
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Luke: “Or, as I called it in a text to Carey… I called it… accidentally… The TBTL Holi-derp Speshtabular”
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Luke: Saying “I don’t make mistakes!!” in a gruff manner
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Luke: Singing along to New Order’s “Regret”
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Luke: “Sorry, new phone. Who dis?”
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Luke: “TBTL!”
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Luke: “That’s a grown-ass man”
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Luke: “That’s why… I regret registering, ‘TBTL.wassup'”
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Luke and Andrew: “By the way, I think my inner senior citizen is becoming my outer senior citizen (Yeah!)”
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Luke and Andrew: “God… this is going well. No, it’s going really well”
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Luke and Andrew: “I’d take him as President… I would absolutely take him as President of the United States of America… It would be like a… breath of fresh air”
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Luke and Andrew: “I’m… almost sure they’re real people. I dunno, man”
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Luke and Andrew: “That dove’s radar is off. It’s a heat-seeking dove. Dive bombing the fire-heart!”
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Luke and Andrew: “Usually, ‘Oh, Andrew’s a bad thing; (Oh, Andrew) but… it’s a good thing”
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Luke, Andrew and Nick Jarin: “By the way, Happy New Year, everybody! Happy New Year! (Happy New Year)”
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Luke, Andrew and Nick Jarin: Fried rice and a new euphemism
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Luke, Andrew and Nick Jarin: Luke asking what Andrew would be doing on the morning of January 1st in Hawaii
Nick Jarin: “Can’t use this”
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Nick Jarin: “No regerts”
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Nick Jarin: “Okay, I put this in my computer”
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Nick Jarin and Luke: “That’s not how translation works. That’s now how any of this works!”
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???: Snorting
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