Andrew: “I got a good one coming up!”
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Andrew: “If we acted up, man, we were going to get it”
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Andrew: “Not okay!”
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Andrew: “Toys… Toys… Indiana!”
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Andrew: “Yeah… I got stories like that too, believe it or not”
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Andrew: “You know that feeling when”
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Andrew, Phyllis Fletcher, Luke and Nick Jarin: “Well, you had told that story before though. (Yeah, you have) You had. So, you know… Well, how about the fact that I tell the same story and don’t remember it. Will that be when, will that be when the listeners finally get off (Yeah) the Burbank train? I’m drawing a line. (Absolutely)”
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Luke: “He called himself, ‘The Wheeze from Sugar Hill'”
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Luke: “I finally got to see the yarn–I finally got to see the pencil sharpener museum!”
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Luke: “I’m… maybe digging this hole deeper”
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Luke: “No doi”
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Luke: “Whodathunk?”
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Luke: “You’re the reason that this episode, two-thousand, five-hundred and forty-eight, in a collector’s series… is happening… Bass solo”
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Luke and Andrew: “Do you find this at least inoffensive? I don’t find any of it offensive! I like jazz music!”
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Luke and Andrew: Saying “Alright, let’s thank some donors of the day before we get outta here. If you got nothing to say, sing it” in a sing-songy manner
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Luke and Andrew: “Story’s really starting to fall apart, Lauren. You know what? We really need to fact check these before we put them on the air. What are you making up, Lauren?”
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Luke and Phyllis Fletcher: “You’re not the only one who can get real, Phyllis! I was just gonna say: are you my dad!?”
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Luke, Nick Jarin, Phyllis Fletcher and Andrew: Luke telling a story about getting banned from a casino early one morning through 9 AM that same morning
Nick Jarin: “Lifehack… fight people at casinos”
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Phyllis Fletcher: “Oh my God”
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Phyllis Fletcher: “Stop it!”
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