Luke: “Alexa… get the Itsy, Bitsy Spider ready for me. I’m coming in to do damage!”
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Luke: “Alright, T-Bone, time for some serious chomping”
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Luke: “Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah”
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Luke: “But, here’s the problem. This song… is so good! So good!”
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Luke: “Darn tootin’, I am!”
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Luke: “I consider myself an eye-contact muppet”
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Luke: “I legit LOL’d”
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Luke: “I, for one, welcome our robot overlords”
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Luke: “I’m probably a techie who does not… consider themselves to be a techie”
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Luke: “I’m… mad at it”
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Luke: “I’ve always known you to be a Bernie Bro”
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Luke: “It… really warms my heart to, to know that you’re thinking about me while you’re vacuuming”
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Luke: “None of it… is not enough… but, a lot of it is too much”
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Luke: “Prepare the throne!!!”
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Luke: Singing “Brady, Brady”
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Luke: Singing “Seahawk, Seahawk!”
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Luke: “So, let me just send out a thought-wave to the universe”
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Luke: “Was it in the Panama Papers? I don’t know”
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Luke: “We’re standing outside the Sprinter van… at Snoqualmie Pass!”
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Luke: “What!?!”
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Luke and Andrew: “And, I can’t hang with that shit! Right. You kidding me?”
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Luke and Andrew: “Generally, people were poo-pooing it… Ahh, I get it! I love jokes!”
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Luke and Andrew: “Have some self-respect! Exactly!”
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Luke and Andrew: “I was trying to mess with you by saying it correctly… but, I can’t remember what correctly is. It… definitely has put me in a weird head-space”
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Luke and Andrew: “I’m delicious! Poop in me!! Woo-hoo!!”
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Luke and Andrew: “These… five names I’m about to read to you… are… generous Live Wire fans who support (Come on, man!) the show… Did I just say Live Wire? Come on! I put up with a lot! I won’t put up with that. Fair”
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