Andrew: “And, the more I try to fix it, the worse it gets; which, is… the name of my book”
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Andrew: “Don’t talk down to us, buddy”
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Andrew: Drawn out “Oh, that is not true!”
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Andrew: “He sleeps the sleep of a thousand Gandalfs”
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Andrew: “I am… breaking out in my first major pimple of the evening”
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Andrew: “I avoided tacos for dinner”
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Andrew: “I don’t watch TV; cuz, TV is no friend of mine”
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Andrew: “I feel very, very old, like, when I’m especially talking to… don’t look at me David, when I’m talking to, like, a young person”
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Andrew: “I got into this when I was kind of listening to a lot of hippy-dippy, 60s music”
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Andrew: “I hate this story so much!”
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Andrew: “I hope it’s okay for me to say this”
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Andrew: “I was a Guy guy”
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Andrew: “I’ll give that three flarps”
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Andrew: “I’m a very clean liar”
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Andrew: “Look! It looks just like Andrew, or like a screen cap from a commercial… And, it’s just because I’m a fat… balding guy with a beard”
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Andrew: “Maybe we should say it’s the Apple, Warby Parker, Tesla and TBTL of toothbrushes? No. It’s not the TBTL of toothbrushes… It’s much better than that”
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Andrew: “Moist. Sorry. I said that”
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Andrew: “Oh, man. You are a party animal!”
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Andrew: “Ohhh… I flarpin’ love it”
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Andrew: “Someone’s looking for a cut”
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Andrew: “What? I… I seriously said that?”
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Andrew: “What if you and I are, like, sine waves… that are… kind… well, that would mean we would cancel each other out. That’s no good”
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Andrew: “When am I gonna learn my lesson? Take one call, then turn it off!”
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Andrew and Luke: “I associate this hat mostly with Sean DeTore; which, is actually a problem for me, because… Is that a political statement? Yeah, right. I’m… I’m a DeToriate… I always vote straight ticket DeToriate”
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Andrew and Luke: “Is my computer turned on? I think so, we can hear it ringing, right? Yeah”
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Flarp Sound
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