Carey Burbank: “Is it too late for me to go back into the house?”
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Carey Burbank: Laughing and saying “Next”
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Carey Burbank: “That was my first yawn”
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Carey Burbank: “What happened?”
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David Burbank: “Oh, he flarps plenty”
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David Burbank: Singing “I feel good. Doo-doo-doo-doo”
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David Burbank and Luke: “You know, I was… I was the surprise child; as… (Yeah, you were…) Mom puts it”
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Luke: “Are you in the… the apology… district?”
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Luke: “Butt-splosions”
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Luke: “During our last American Pie break between episodes, Andrew, I ran into Burbank Springs… and drained the lizard, if you know what I mean”
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Luke: “Eww, God! I just looked at it and broke it”
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Luke: “Give that two flarps up”
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Luke: “Hand me the flarper”
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Luke: “Hello, there, actual bro!”
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Luke: “I have been misusing winky-face emoji”
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Luke: “I hope everybody sets their expectations… on… medium”
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Luke: “I’m surrounded by clocks!!”
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Luke: Singing “For the Fresh-Me-Ups!” to Alanis Morissette’s “Thank U”
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Luke: Singing “You thought you bought a thousand feet; but, you only bought six-hundred. Bomp, bomp, bomp”
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Luke: Singing along to Arlo Guthrie’s “Alice’s Restaurant”
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Luke: “That’s a lot of S’s, dude”
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Luke: “Well, you’re, you know… you’re not a girl, not yet a woman”
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Luke: “What!!? That was not the reaction I was looking for”
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Luke: “What buzzing? Is it pretty? Does it sound pretty? Cuz, I can’t hear it”
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Luke and Andrew: “Do you feel, though, like wearing that hat… is also a political statement? No… no, way. No. Are you being serious? Yeah. No! No”
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Luke and Andrew: “How’s everything? Like, how’s the body, how’s the mind, how’s the spirit? The mind’s never been… great… Actually, neither is the body. Oh, no!”
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Luke and Andrew: “It took us exactly one episode (I know) to break into the coffee!”
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Luke and Andrew: “Pass the absinthe. Yeah!”
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Luke and Carey Burbank: “Really? Yeah. Aw, man!”
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Luke and Carey Burbank: “You actually made a special label Fresh-Me-Ups. These are so sweet. Thanks, babe. This is going super well! I’m enjoying it… for what it’s worth”
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Luke, Carey Burbank and David Burbank: “Lemme talk to somebody who’s always got my back, and that’s my actual wife. (That’s my woife) We call her, ‘Carey from the Upstairs’. Hi, Sweetie. Hi, there. What is your impression of the van? I think it’s very nice… That’s how you answer that question (Bastard)”
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Luke, David Burbank and Andrew: “I think Dad’s a funny guy. You haven’t always thought that. Really!? Let’s get down to the nitty-gritty here. What’s happening!?”
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Luke, David Burbank and Andrew: Luke telling how his mom reacted when she found out she was pregnant with David