Andrew: “Alright, guys. Calm down. I’m a human being too”
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Andrew: “Because of that, I’m, like, laying down with my legs crossed; and, I just look like I’m just like… the coolest toad in the pond”
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Andrew: “Do you miss illegal marijuana, by the way?”
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Andrew: “I… Ah, God… I’m sorry, I’m… starting to already lose it”
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Andrew: “Oh, no!”
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Andrew: “Oh, that’s the hardiest of the hardies”
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Andrew: Quietly saying “Everything’s better with the bell!”
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Andrew: “Well, I don’t wanna be the one to ruin good radio… even though… that is literally my job description these days”
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Andrew: “Why should the Devil have all the good energy drinks?”
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Andrew and Luke: “Is that something your Mom would say? Yes. I’m starting to recognize it”
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Camaro Kev: Saying something gibberish
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Camaro Kev and Andrew: Singing “Pass the dutchie on the left-hand side”
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Camaro Kev and Luke: “Table full of Touchdowns (Yeah)”
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Camaro Kev, Andrew and David Burbank: Laughing
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David Burbank and Luke: “But, yeah. Six tacos, one or two Jr. Bacon Cheeseburgers… a… fuck it, a large curly fry. Yeah? Oh, I see… it takes a Rockefeller to know one”
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David Burbank and Luke: “Don’t associate the Millennials with them. They, we… we do not accept… them as, as part of us. Not your President? No… Hashtag? They, they represent six and seven year olds”
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David Burbank and Luke: “Look at the ‘M’ on the Monster Taco (It’s the Hebrew letter… for diarrhea)”
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David Burbank and Luke: “Think Linh is already here, actually… That’s right. Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Linh Pham!”
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David Burbank, Luke and Andrew: “Well, lucky you. That’s why (If you had) you’re the master broadcaster. Where has this (I don’t even…) David been!? In the basement?”
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Listener Linda: “Power out!”
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Luke: “Again, I’m in a bit of a… glass Sprint van… on that one”
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Luke: “And then, when we come back, we’re talk… Jack In The Box ordering; and, really, just late-night food… including, by the way, my shameful… shameful large pizza order… the other night with you, Camaro”
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Luke: “Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Linh Pham!”
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Luke: “But, I just don’t understand! The Millennials of America, with their Snapchat and their Power Gloves… they don’t know that their heroes are super balding!?”
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Luke: “Driver John and the Fried Gourd”
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Luke: “From an area near Dream Land… this is… Dream Land”
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Luke: “God! Haven’t we been… on the air already for… seven hours, or so? Yes, we have; and, we’re only a fraction of the way… there”
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Luke: “Hey, bro”
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Luke: “How often are you toweling that thing down?”
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Luke: “I can’t get this close to this oasis and not drink from it’s cool waters”
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Luke: “I had a wild thought, guys”
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Luke: “I know that’s a lotta B’s, dude”
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Luke: “I was like, ‘Yeah, yeah, yeah… What’s up with his hair!?'”
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Luke: “I’m just sniffing it. I’m just… getting the bouquet”
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Luke: “Lemme take everybody’s temperature on this”
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Luke: “Let me tell you this… Kevin… keeps the cleanest car. I know that’s a lotta K’s dude”
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Luke: “Listen, there’s no wrong way… to hurt your… arteries”
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Luke: “Listen… I’m losing my hair… I’ve wearing an… [sic] ding-dang laser baldness helmet. I got nothing, I got nothing to brag about here. I’m also a forty-one year old man… no one’s holding me up as a YouTube star”
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Luke: “Not sleep deprivation… not… ill-advised, early caffeine consumption, nothing can stop the TBTL… 10th Vanniversary”
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Luke: “Power out!”
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Luke: Singing “Everything under the Sun except… Amos and Andy, and lollipops”
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Luke: Singing “Gauze with gas [ph]“
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Luke: Singing “He said, ‘Baby, it’s 3 A.M., I must be hungry'”
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Luke: “We have a fan”
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Luke: “Yes, but… young one”
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Luke and Andrew: Having a good laugh
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Luke and Andrew: “What time is it? It’s about 4:20. Hey, what’s up, guys? (Man!)”
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Luke and Camaro Kev: “Oh, it’s got the, it’s got the hang-down… Oh, it does have a hang-down. Yeah”
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Luke, Andrew and Camaro Kev: “What!!? (What!? / Whoa!)”
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Luke, Camaro Kev and Andrew: “We were the only people in the dance club; which, was called, ‘Spinnakers,’ I believe. Spinnakers, yeah. And, so… That is not a good name for… That sounds like an elderly dance club!”
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