Andrew: “And, by the way… only, because, you know, I still have daddy issues and I need you to be proud of me”
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Andrew: “Don’t picture my bearded face”
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Andrew: “For the first time, my body… feels very gross right now. Like, I feel awful”
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Andrew: “Force is such a… ugly word”
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Andrew: “I’m gonna get defensive right off the bat here”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: “Now, I’m sad again”
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Andrew: “Oh my God, my, my worlds are colliding!”
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Andrew: Saying “Oh, Jason!” in a high-pitched voice
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Andrew: “Steve ‘El Ropo’ Nelson”
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Andrew: “The balls on this guy!”
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Andrew: “You know, the only, like, success I’ve ever… Sorry, Jen… all of my stories are sad, even the successful ones”
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Andrew and Luke: “Where’s Burbank? That’s what I wanna know. In the Upside Down… where he’s been… for about the last eight and a half years”
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Jen: “Can I bring this back to Granny Time for just a second?”
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Jen: Disapproving “No”
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Jen: “Everything about this park says dogs want to take a dump here. Everything about it”
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Jen: “Hi! I’m very excited to finally be in the van… and, I mean, that’s something most women don’t say”
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Jen: “Hooo! This van’s getting sexy”
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Jen: “I know you’ve seen West Side Story; you’re a Burbank”
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Jen: “Luke to the Burbank”
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Jen: “Oh, Ma. Oh, Pa”
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Jen: Singing “Sha Doobie!”
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Jen: Singing “Sha-la-la-la” from the “Family Ties” theme
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Jen: Singing “Times in our lives… we all have pain” as Bill Withers
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Jen: “The Kuh to the Buh [ph]“
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Jen: “The Luke to the Buh [ph]“
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Jen: “Well, the really, really popular name for a long time, about ten years ago, was ‘Chance’… Which, to me, is like… name him ‘Broken Condom'”
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Jen and Luke: “I think it’s amazing that ‘intermittent faster’ just rolls off your tongue; like, that’s a normal thing to say. I, you know, I learned it from Tom Bodett; so… let me know if you need him to leave the light on for you. Okay… I just… if you want us all to be quiet so that you can have some self-care, let me know”
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Sean: “Do I look fleek? Do I smell like fish?”
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Sean: “Sit, Ubu, sit”
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Sean: “Speak in your normal voice with authoritah!”
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Sean: “Yeah, the fish was so on fleek”
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