David Burbank: “Thank God Jen’s on the show”
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David Burbank and Andrew: “Do you get a copy of this list of names of the, of the… (Yeah!) complainers? Let’s, let’s make a hit list here”
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Luke: “And, Rudy goes over to where they are; and, I think she’s must be trying to eat an old wrapper or something… And, she just decides to stop… and drop the biggest deuce in the middle of their football game on AstroTurf”
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Luke: “Do you sense that I’m trying my hardest?”
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Luke: Drawn out “A real doozy”
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Luke: “Enough detail? Too much detail. Not enough detail… Where are we at on this?”
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Luke: “God, we’re lit!”
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Luke: “I licky boom-boom down”
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Luke: “I say as an extremely insecure person”
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Luke: “I’ll allow it!”
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Luke: “I’m just, I’m debating between keeping your powder dry; but, keeping your sugar on your shelf”
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Luke: “If they’re black… put ’em back. If they’re red… approach with dread… Those ones need to be dealt with. If they’re yellow, let them mellow”
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Luke: “Is this where they were? Is this where the people… knew this was a thing?”
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Luke: “It was bru-tal!”
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Luke: “Just… take this number, write it on the tablet of your heart, and be ready to call us”
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Luke: “KHAAAN!!!”
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Luke: “Listen… some of my favorite people to fight hang out at the Mandarin Gate”
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Luke: “O… M… G!!”
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Luke: “Oh, buddy”
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Luke: “She likes to take a picture, or do whatever fleek thing they do”
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Luke: Singing “All I do is lose”
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Luke: Singing “We be jammin’… We be jammin'”
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Luke: Singing the bass line of Vanilla Ice’s “Ice Ice Baby”
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Luke: “So, I got those thangs”
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Luke: “TBTL is… Full-Night Sleepers”
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Luke: “That sounds lit”
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Luke: “That… for those of you… just joining the show… how’s it going?”
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Luke: “They’s tryin’ to say they was drunk… They had ninety beers. That was all”
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Luke: “Well, David, you’re the young… is that a fashion?”
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Luke: “What is happening to my life!? I don’t control the mic! I’m so sorry!”
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Luke and Andrew: “And, Andrew, you have a look, I don’t know if it’s delirium, or satisfaction… or frustration on your face. I’m just in a really good mood!”
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Luke and Andrew: “Do you have a story to tell, Ben? Everybody’s got a story to tell, Ben”
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Luke and Andrew: “Every time I try to eat a Landjäger, everybody yells at me… says it stinks in here. Goddamnit!”
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Luke and Jen: “I really don’t need walk-on music, just because… that sets the expectation, that like… lesser Jimmy Fallon… and… and, I don’t think I’m quite there yet… (No) And, so… That was a little quick… A little quick”
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Luke, Andrew and Steve Nelson: “Do you miss us, man? I mean, now, you’re, you’re, you, you… What he meant to say was, ‘We miss you, man’. Oh, yeah, that’s how you ask that… That’s how you say that. We miss you, Steve. Hey, do you miss us, man? I do miss you guys”
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