Andrew: “‘But, where will we store all the footage?’ …says the police union”
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Andrew: “Can I tell you, before we take a break here, I gotta tell you something that’s gonna blow your mind; and, I hope it’s not gonna bum you out”
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Andrew: “Dilly-dilly”
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Andrew: “Dilly-dilly and fuck you”
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Andrew: “Dilly-dilly and up yours”
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Andrew: “How… how you doing, dude?”
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Andrew: “I am fine, fine, fine”
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Andrew: “I am great!”
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Andrew: “I am such a… I don’t wanna go down that road; but, I’m not… I’m not proud of me”
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Andrew: “I blow a lotta smoke”
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Andrew: “I don’t know if I’m ready for this jelly”
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Andrew: “I got a few moles”
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Andrew: “I think my brain said… corn dog… That’s all I remember”
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Andrew: “I think we ask a lot of our listeners. We ask… a lot of our listeners”
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Andrew: “I think you think that’s funnier than it is”
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Andrew: “I’m gonna be the Browns”
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Andrew: “It was just all over the place! And, it was bullshit”
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Andrew: “It was… umm… not the best”
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Andrew: “It’s gonna be really weird, man”
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Andrew: “Just blew through nap time, didn’t we? Hooo!”
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Andrew: “Just, kind of kick it… Andrew-style”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: Mistimed saying “Super Bowl Edition” over the “Top Story” drop
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Andrew: “Not to break my arm to pat myself on the back, or us on the back”
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Andrew: “Oops… a little behind-the-scenes talk here”
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Andrew: Saying “God, I hate myself for loving this so much” in a funny manner
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Andrew: Saying “How’s it going?” in a funny manner over the “Top Story” drop
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Andrew: Saying “Oh my God!” in a funny manner
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Andrew: Saying “Waterbeds!” in a funny manner over the “Top Story” drop
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Andrew: Saying “What’s up… dude?” in a funny manner
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Andrew: Singing “I can’t remember… what they”
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Andrew: Singing “Like a rock!”
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Andrew: Stank of Drank
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Andrew: “Tell me everything”
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Andrew: “That was an embarrassing moment for me”
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Andrew: “That was easy”
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Andrew: “The jägers and the flarps were on the other side of that glass, man”
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Andrew: “The NFL is brought to you by so-and-so, and so-and-so… and Tide… and Tide… and Tide”
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Andrew: “This is a real turd in the punchbowl situation”
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Andrew: “Vaniversary 2: Back in the Van, Fuckers!”
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Andrew: “Wasn’t trying to be a nofunik snowflake”
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Andrew: “Waterbed Coverage Twenty-Eighteen!”
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Andrew: “What is going on? What are they gonna say when they come back? What’s is happening? Is this an ad!?”
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Andrew: “Why am I even bringing this up if I don’t know the details”
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Andrew: “You know, I’ve… I don’t think I’ve ever seen a more disgusted look on somebody’s face than Jen before we walked out on stage”
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Andrew and Luke: “I just don’t wanna choke. I will say this, I was looking back… just a moment ago… (You don’t wanna miss your chance to blow?) I don’t wanna miss my chance to… Oh, man… I think anybody who listens to this show knows that I blow most days. That was coarse”
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Andrew and Luke: “My drink of choice is usually a whisky and a beer; and, I can’t remember a time… Wait, is that a song? I can’t remember… what they… Everything starts to sound like ‘American Pie’ at some point (That’s it)”
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Andrew and Luke: “Should we even do this? Should we even do this? Should I… Yes… absolutely. We can’t–Alright, this will, this is the last, last, last time… last time”
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