A listener write a song about TBTL and American Pie and sung it on the TBTL voicemail line. It was played as the first clip in the intro of TBTL #2569.
Listener: Singing a song about TBTL and American Pie
Luke: “And now, I know exactly the delay”
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Luke: “And, I feel like our flarps… both my flarps jokes and your flarps jokes, they… they flarped of deaf ears”
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Luke: “Carey, God bless her”
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Luke: “Eff you, Goodell. You are just like… you’re a terrible human”
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Luke: “Holding the door… Hodoring it”
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Luke: “I don’t know why I have to be… such a… ‘No thank you’ instead of a ‘Yes, and'”
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Luke: “I mean, it’s not, like, full crack”
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Luke: “I regret nothing”
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Luke: “I’m a little bit proud of a lot of things today, Andrew”
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Luke: “I’m not a corndog head”
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Luke: “Ive been there”
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Luke: “It was more butt crack than I would like to have on national television”
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Luke: Laughing
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Luke: Laughing #2
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Luke: “Like, don’t eat bad shit that’s not the bad shit you want”
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Luke: “Oh my God, Rudy! You know what time it is? It’s time for one of these… a Monday afternoon edition of TBTL”
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Luke: “Oh, man. See? That’s, that’s what people come to this show for, Andrew. We haven’t lost a step!”
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Luke: “Oh, of course, the hipster bar has, like, got Christmas decorations up in June”
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Luke: “Ooo-kay”
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Luke: Singing “Luke a bird… on a window”
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Luke: “Sixty-nine!!!”
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Luke: “So, that’s my scorched take on that”
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Luke: “That is… dirty!”
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Luke: “That’s how good I am”
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Luke: “This is special… this is special”
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Luke: “Well, we couldn’t do it without you; and, I render a verdict of… four flarps up”
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Luke: “Yes!!!”
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Luke and Andrew: “But, (Oh…) they’re all part of that chest hair mafia, (Sure. Yeah) in my mind”
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Luke and Andrew: “He didn’t get into the waterbed game because he wanted to sex all the ladies (Hmm)”
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Luke and Andrew: “I’m not saying you’re a gold-digger; but, you ain’t messing with no broke Vieves. Right!”
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Luke and Andrew: Mole in mouth talk makes Andrew all grossed out