Andrew: “All Binding, No Pages”
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Andrew: “And, and, just the neatnik in me”
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Andrew: “Buy the ticket, take the finasteride”
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Andrew: Cute Chuckle
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Andrew: “Do we wanna… get into Cranky Andy?”
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Andrew: “Dude, screw the book… do this!”
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Andrew: Funny throw-up sound
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Andrew: “I don’t have to go full Cranky Andy”
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Andrew: “I don’t know why”
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Andrew: “I don’t know! I don’t know!”
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Andrew: “I… I… I like… the Cranky Andy of the future”
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Andrew: “It’s a whole situation”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Oh my God”
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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Oh, God”
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Andrew: “Little Cranky Lukie?”
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Andrew: Making funny sounds
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Andrew: “Mmmmm. Silicone”
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Andrew: “Now it’s cleaning you!!”
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Andrew: “Now, that’s surprising”
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Andrew: “Oh-ho. I love, I love flavor-blasted… Los Ranchitos”
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Andrew: “Oh, God!”
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Andrew: “Oh, I’m blanking on his name because it’s Elon Musk”
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Andrew: “Oh, that’s right!”
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Andrew: “Oh, yeah. Right”
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Andrew: “Ohh!”
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Andrew: Saying “I was feeling listless and dull; and, then, I thought, ‘Maybe my own treatment would help'” in a funny manner
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Andrew: “Shit. We may actually be in some copyright infringement”
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Andrew: “Shut up, little mouse!!”
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Andrew: Singing “Day after day”
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Andrew: Singing “If you want it, here I am. Come and get it”
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Andrew: Singing “No matter what you do”
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Andrew: “Space is big”
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Andrew: “That’s right, Luke!”
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Andrew: “That’s right!”
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Andrew: “The Girl with the Government Tattoo”
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Andrew: “This was popping up in a lotta places”
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Andrew: “Why are there bald mice?”
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Andrew: “Would I have to use it on my head!?”
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Andrew and Luke: “But, I would have no problem taking a wad of toilet paper and just… wiping that moistness away; knowing that, it’s the cleanest, moistness possible. Yes… I just said that sentence… The cleanest… moistness… possible”
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Andrew and Luke: Heavy Doody
Andrew and Luke: “Hello, Luke. Yes, what you’re gonna hear is… just the usual… dulcet tones of my voice… blabbering on; (Ah, it’s beautiful) and, then, punctuated… piercingly, every now and then… with the sound of hammering… as if, they were hammering directly into my skull. Now, actually, the listener experience may not be that bad”
Andrew and Luke: “You’re never gonna let that go. I threw one goddamn semi-truck in the ocean. I didn’t know what to do with it… We were on our road trip… And, now, everything, you’re just gonna bring that up forever. Well, I’m saying, it’s fine that you did it. I consider you the Elon Musk… (Uh-huh) of semi-trucks in the ocean”
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