Luke: “And, I was like, ‘We live in the future, man!'”
MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone
Luke: “Bro… do not come at me”
MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone
Luke: “By the way… complete and totally unrelated. Don’t bring it up, Luke. Okay, I will”
MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone
Luke: “Does that sound mean? I don’t mean it to”
MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone
Luke: “Dog is out in the hallway right now, just making quick work… of… the remnants of a Healthy Choice… Broccoli and Chicken Steamer… God, that sounds disgusting when I say it out loud”
MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone
Luke: “Double-A… M-C-O”
MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone
Luke: “God, that sounds disgusting when I say it out loud”
MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone
Luke: “Guys… there’s a Tesla… in… space right now”
MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone
Luke: “Hold… still… Terry!”
MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone
Luke: “Holler!”
MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone
Luke: “Holy shit, man!”
MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone
Luke: “Holy shit!”
MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone
Luke: “I am, and I was, so basic”
MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone
Luke: “I’ll pay the iron price”
MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone
Luke: “Is this real life?”
MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone
Luke: “It’s still got chemicals on it!”
MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone
Luke: Laughing
MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone
Luke: “Oh, Nelly”
MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone
Luke: “Oh, Nelly!”
MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone
Luke: “Rudy, get in here!”
MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone
Luke: Saying “Well, that was how it was gonna be good… Now, it’s gonna suck” in a whiny manner
MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone
Luke: Singing “I will always be with you”
MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone
Luke: Singing his own version of “Ken Lee”
MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone
Luke: “Still can’t believe that wasn’t taken!”
MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone
Luke: “That was a weird one”
MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone
Luke: “When we let go… and let Diana”
MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone
Luke: “You’re just hanging by a moment”
MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone
Luke and Andrew: A marble in Luke’s Rube Goldberg machine-like brain
Luke and Andrew: “Arakaki, heal thyself. Yeah… right?”
MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone
Luke and Andrew: “In Soviet Russia… toilet seat cleans you!”
MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone
Luke and Andrew: “It’s ol’ Pope-a-rope-a-dopey with Luke McCartney… Oh my God”
MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone
Luke and Andrew: “Let’s shoot the moon… I’ll pay two-fifty. I’ll pay three dollars to not be holding Rudy’s feces in my bare hands (Yeah)”
MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone
Luke and Andrew: Luke’s idea for an anti-GEICO ad
Luke and Andrew: “Today’s episode is ‘CrankyAndy.com‘… (Mmm-kay) featuring a show picture called, ‘CrankyAndy.com’… Brought to you by new sponsor, CrankyAndy.com. Oh, shit!”
MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone
Luke and Andrew: “We grabbed the brass ring. (Eh…) Eh… Dot-com… that’s like your dad’s Internet… you know?”
MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone
Luke and Andrew: “You just wanna let sleeping rents lie. Yeah. Yeah”
MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone