Andrew: Andrew is interpreting what Luke is doing as a form of wooing Andrew
Andrew: Funny Laugh
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Andrew: “How many carbs do my feelings have; because…”
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Andrew: “I don’t check my fucking e-mail! What do you think I am… some sort of employee!?”
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Andrew: “I don’t know… what’s wrong with people”
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Andrew: “Is this gonna be the last time?”
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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Eww”
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Andrew: “No, I think we all know what level of asshole Alec Baldwin is… which is, you know, a mostly contained asshole”
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Andrew: Saying “I’m gonna have f… I’m gonna have fun and relax on this vacation if it kills me!” in a gruff manner
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Andrew: “What are we doing out here on the streets, Mom? There’s a man-eater out there”
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Andrew: “Why’s everything bad have to happen to us!?”
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Andrew and Luke: “Because, there’s not a huge difference between being in that fart-locker on the ground and being in that (Yeah!) fart-locker in the sky, right?”
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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t know. It just feels like we’re gonna die! That’s all it feels like to me (Yeah)”
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Luke: “And, her eyelids were so heavy; and, I realized… she was smoking so much weed”
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Luke: “And, then, we outta here”
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Luke: “Come on, it’s candy”
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Luke: “Hey, Rudy! Get over here! You know what it’s time for”
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Luke: “It, it, it sickens me. Andrew, it sickens me”
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Luke: Loudly whispering “But, maybe it was”
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Luke: “Oh, man”
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Luke: Saying “Ah, this is Steve Inskeep doing an impression of Luke’s impression of a pilot” as an airplane pilot speaking over a PA
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Luke: Singing “Cause you’re evil, and you lie. And if you should die”
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Luke: “This is honestly going to be the best… one of my favorite parts of the whole show; so, let me just ruin it for people”
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Luke: “This is out of a movie!”
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Luke: “We have tape of the weird sound of Windsor. I’m gonna give you a little preview… (Marsupial Gurgle sound) Nobody knows what it is”
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Luke and Andrew: Luke mimicking only the bass line of a song and Andrew saying “It’s… it’s doo-wop; I like it”
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Luke and Andrew: Luke singing a bass line and Andrew jumps in with other sounds
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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, this is how other people live. This is nice (Mmm-hmm)”
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Luke and Andrew: “Take him to the blast furnace on Zug Island!! (Not Zug Island!) In the Detroit River!”
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Luke and Andrew: “We’re never gonna speak of this, okay? Okay”
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