Luke: “A plunging neckline of unbuttoned… buttons”
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Luke: “Common is selling out!”
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Luke: Cute Laugh
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Luke: “Decided to get back… get back into that rotten stuff last night”
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Luke: “Gonna hope that nobody… who shouldn’t hear this… hears this”
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Luke: “How about you try a new move, Burbank?”
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Luke: “I just gotta be me, I guess”
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Luke: “I wanna hear where this is going”
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Luke: “Is it a little wet sometimes in there? Sure!”
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Luke: Laughing to the funny bass line in “Right Way to Rock”
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Luke: “Listen… I’ll say, I’ll say it again… and then, I’ll shut up”
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Luke: “No flippin’ way”
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Luke: “No. I don’t want some, some dry-ass… some dry-ass… folded paper towel… packs on my dry ass”
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Luke: “O… MG”
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Luke: “Oh my God… who farted?”
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Luke: “Power shout”
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Luke: Quietly saying “Oh, shit. That’s Common’s real name”
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Luke: Quietly saying “Then we came to Shaolin Land”
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Luke: Reading the lyrics to “Wild Hogs 2”
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Luke: Saying “But I love…! But I love Common” in a funny manner
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Luke: Saying “Can I have some more Taco Time please?” in a funny manner
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Luke: Saying “Somebody… describing through ASMR… the experience of pulling… a plastic… protective cover off of a microwave… that you didn’t even know was on… the microwave door… for… four to five years… And then, one day, you just looked at the microwave door differently and noticed, ‘Oh yeah, there is a little cover;’ and then, you peeled it off, and… the, the microwave door, the glass, was so clean. So… so clean” in an ASMR-like manner
Luke: Saying “Somebody… describing through ASMR… the experience of pulling… a plastic… protective cover off of a microwave… that you didn’t even know was on… the microwave door… for… four to five years… And then, one day, you just looked at the microwave door differently and noticed, ‘Oh yeah, there is a little cover;’ and then, you peeled it off, and… the, the microwave door, the glass, was so clean. So… so clean” in an ASMR-like manner (Half-speed)
Luke: Singing “There’s a right way to rock! There’s a wrong way to roll” and strumming his guitar
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Luke: Singing along to “Right Way To Rock”
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Luke: “So, thank you, everybody, for letting me get out of my brain; and, putting my evil inside you”
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Luke: “Why not just live not quite so más?”
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Luke: “Yeah… I get it”
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Luke: “You can boop-boop around”
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Luke: “You got purged!”
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Luke and Andrew: “Aloha! It means hello… and… you’re eating too much, Andrew”
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Luke and Andrew: Andrew hums along with the Doogie Howser M.D. theme while Luke gets into the e-mail segment
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Luke and Andrew: “It’s the Purge!! Right. It’s the APM Purge!”
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Luke and Andrew: “Let’s just keep it moving; because, I just about to say something hurtful for no reason. About me? You can say it about me. (No!) No. Okay”
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Luke and Andrew: “Of… all the days! (I know) Of… all the days!!”
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Luke and Andrew: “Oh my God… (Oh, God!) Do we have to listen to you tune it?”
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Luke and Andrew: “The unfunny valley? The unfunny valley”
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Luke and Andrew: “We can do it! (Right)”
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Luke and Andrew: “You know it, baby? You know it, ba–You know it, baby!”
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