Andrew: “And then, here’s the one to, kinda, bring up the nose on the negativity train again”
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Andrew: “But, just like, getting rid of the constant… the constant, ‘Look at me! Look at me! Look at me! Look at me!’ as been just so, I mean, it’s just so freeing”
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Andrew: Coughing
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Andrew: “Have you met me?”
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Andrew: “I hear nothing… I hear nothing but your tales… of shoe-ventures”
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Andrew: “I th–think you have the completely wrong takeaway here… We got a new listener because people booed you”
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Andrew: “I think I’m really taking this to Tedium Town”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: “Look at me! Look at me! Look at me! Look at me!”
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Andrew: “Ohhh!!”
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Andrew: “Ping, ping, ping, ping, ping”
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Andrew: Saying “‘Ello, Mrs. Torrance” as Tony from The Shining
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Andrew: “Shove the boos where the… sun don’t shine… ya jerks!”
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Andrew: Snorting
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Andrew: “Thinking about calling people ‘bozo’ more”
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Andrew: “This would all just be… water off my back like a duck. That’s not the expression. I am really… boy… that’s my new thing: destroying expressions”
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Andrew: “Watch that first step. It’s a doozy”
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Andrew: “Welcome to the show, new sponsor, The Shoe Parlor”
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Andrew: “Welcome to the world of us berating listeners”
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Andrew: “You’re booing because I’m a ghost! That’s good. There! I just solved the problem. That doesn’t even make any sense”
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Andrew and Luke: “And, I gotta give it to… über-listener Linh Pham for having the best spoof. He tweeted at Chris Hayes last night and said… ‘Are you sure you were singing that; or, just playing the file down the line?’ Which is a… (The same thought I was having…) very… very good question. Exact thought I was having… Linh and I… always on the same page. Great minds, thinking alike.”
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Andrew and Luke: “Did you say, ‘steamed lambs’? And, we have our first… albeit, somewhat upsetting, show title”
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Andrew and Luke: “Hey, how’s your podcast!? Exactly”
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Andrew and Luke: “That’s a power out, man! Hell, yeah”
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Luke: “Agh! I did it again!”
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Luke: “And, ol’ Needlenose Burbank”
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Luke: “Give me a three-oh-five and ten! Three-oh-five and ten!”
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Luke: “I can’t function in this city… for the next two days in these shoes”
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Luke: “I eat stickers… every day”
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Luke: “Luuuuuuke!”
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Luke: “My name is Luke Burbank. I’m your host; coming to you today… from New York Jersey! (New York City!?)”
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Luke: Saying “It’s… it’s no joke!” in a Pennsylvania or Philly accent
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Luke: Singing “Welcome to my shoe parlor”
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Luke: “Somewhere upstairs… there’s a poor… summabitch… Sorry, McCoy”
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Luke: “That sounds promising”
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Luke: “That’s a Utica thing… I think”
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Luke: “Who are you to tell me what to do!?”
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Luke and Andrew: “And, I’ve been trying to, like… kind of, carefully pack and not over-pack; because, there just wasn’t a lotta room… Yeah, if you bring too pairs of shoes, you can only bring four electric toothbrushes… Shout out to sponsor, Quip!”
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Luke and Andrew: “I, I consider myself a Maxxinista. Mmh”
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Luke and Andrew: “Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey. A kiddley divey too, will you?”
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Luke and Andrew: “Out of context… happiness… Out of context… jockularity… Out of context… invites to come play with us, Danny. Ha!”
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Luke and Andrew: “You did Donors of the Day yesterday, right? Yeah. You know, I was about say, now did I mark them on the spreadshee though”
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