Andrew: “All I’ve done is… piss and moan and grouse about it myself… that’s not making the world a better place either”
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Andrew: “Boom goes the dynamite”
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Andrew: Having a good laugh
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Andrew: Having a good laugh #2
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Andrew: “Holy crap!”
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Andrew: “I don’t know my New Yorks very well”
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Andrew: “I will admit this: it’s a very specific fetish… but, it’s ours”
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Andrew: “I’d take that”
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Andrew: “Is this guy that fucking fascinating? Is he just such a good friend?”
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Andrew: “It was just… ridiculous”
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Andrew: “No pointing!”
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Andrew: “Pullet with putterfly wings”
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Andrew: Saying “Guess what I did” in a sing-songy manner
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Andrew: Singing “The world is a vampire”
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Andrew: “That’s just so un-fun!”
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Andrew: “You know, you gotta be careful these days, Luke”
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Andrew: “You tricked me into singing. I hate you”
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Andrew and Luke: “Also, though… I am crouching… my arms are crossed and my head is kind of resting on your table… Oh, no!”
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Andrew and Luke: Saying “They think I’m in here asking for a wallet… Look around like you’re trying to find a wallet. I’m doing… a Tribe Called Quest joke; by which, I mean a De La Soul joke… They’re from… they’re from Strong Island, aren’t they?” through their teeth
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Andrew and Luke: “Yeah, no. I could use a good stare… Couldn’t we all”
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Luke: “And then, when the nice weather comes, then you blossom… like… the putt–the butterfly… Or, in your case… the putterfly”
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Luke: “And, then… can I bore you… actually, you won’t be bored, just the listeners… with what I did yesterday… that was so exciting for me… that involved being outdoors”
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Luke: “Bruh!”
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Luke: “Corbin Bernsen, that’s a real person’s name”
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Luke: “Despite all my rage, I’m still on a train that’s low gauge”
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Luke: “Enjoy the rest of your Tuesday” (said on a Monday show)
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Luke: “Go… piss up a rope… you idiot”
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Luke: “How’s he doing it!?”
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Luke: “I feel like I can do anything!”
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Luke: “It’s not too early to get a perch sandwich”
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Luke: “Man, I got some fire takes! That’s not true”
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Luke: “Oh my goodness, everybody… it’s happening again!”
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Luke: “Oh, not to brag”
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Luke: “Sorry, no players. Work it out Belichick! Work it out, you wizard”
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Luke: “Thanks, Luvs!”
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Luke: “The Legion of… Whom?”
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