Andrew: “And I went to my teriyaki joint; and, I got on my scooter… and rode that thing like a bear on a motorized bicycle to the teriyaki joint”
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Andrew: “And, we also might’ve just burned a lot of… bridges… bridges of snottiness with that whole thing”
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Andrew: “Are you sure!?”
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Andrew: “Burburnk”
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Andrew: “Crunchy and beloved”
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Andrew: Drawn out “Awwwwwwwwwhh!”
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Andrew: Flat “What?”
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Andrew: Gen Xers and their inner Cthulhu
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Andrew: “Get your feet a-tappin’ and your hands a-clappin’, right?”
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Andrew: “Have you heard of this shit!?”
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Andrew: “Hmm… Hmm”
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Andrew: “Huh!!!”
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Andrew: “I dunno if I just hate fun… probably that”
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Andrew: “I heard no… ‘Huh!!’s”
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Andrew: “I like to push things to the point where they’re unlistenable. So, let’s just hear what happens. I’m just curious”
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Andrew: “I mean, I know you would. You’re game for anything; and, that’s why I like you”
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Andrew: “I mean… can you sp… spoil alert a comedy show?”
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Andrew: “I want to be excited. I feel like such a jerk for not being excited”
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Andrew: “I’m gonna go on another limb here; and, then, it’s gonna break beneath me; cuz, I think I should not be going on this limb at all. I think it’s totally a faulty limb”
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Andrew: “It makes me sound like I’m trying to be so random”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: Laughing #2
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Andrew: “Let’s get me some personal space… in my face”
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Andrew: “Let’s just get really real here”
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Andrew: Making a funny, scoffing sound
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Andrew: “Power out”
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Andrew: “Really!!?”
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Andrew: Singing “KLM!”
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Andrew: “So, I’m not trying to make it sound like she’s a, a, an uninteresting blabbermouth”
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Andrew: “So, is it, is it a phoenix rising out from the Affleck?”
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Andrew: “Some weird, dumbass obsession of mine”
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Andrew: “This has been a fun show, by the way… Weird, but fun”
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Andrew: “This is gonna be rough”
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Andrew: “Umm, no”
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Andrew: “We’re having… Andrew issues”
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Andrew: “We’re having… Andrew issues. And, while we have Andrew issues on this show every day… the one thing you can… usually depend on me to do… (Oh, shit. Things are hard) is to re… is to record the dang show! Like, of all the stuff… that I do to ruin this show… not recording it, has never been on the list”
Andrew: “You know, it could really set you up to either be a very, like, an independent-minded, free-spirit… strong… willed kind of… person with a lot of your own agency… or, it could just mean, you never got out of second grade. You died of swirly”
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Andrew and Luke: “Hey, Luke… I have something very important to ask you… Alright”
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