Andrew: “And, I had no idea what they were talking about”
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Andrew: “Boy, this is a weird show today”
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Andrew: “But, if loving you is bong, I don’t want to be right”
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Andrew: “By the way, can I just point out how I loved that we had that conversation on 4/20?”
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Andrew: “Dunkling on you”
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Andrew: “From Ballard to Bellingham”
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Andrew: “Here I go once again with the Top Stories?”
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Andrew: “I don’t think God cries”
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Andrew: “I was probably high”
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Andrew: “I’m multi-talented!”
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Andrew: “I’m not dunkling you”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: Making a drumroll sound
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Andrew: Making a funny sound
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Andrew: “So, I’ve got my own take too, Luke”
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Andrew: “Tell ’em Uncle Steve sent ya”
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Andrew: “What’s a food puzzle?”
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Andrew: “Why would you make a movie… that has us… sympathize with the Nazis; because, there’s a word for that, it’s ‘Nazi sympathizer'”
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Andrew and Luke: “I am very proud of you today… Do you know how close you came to quoting one of your favorite drops? Do you even know what I’m talking about? Got no idea”
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Andrew and Luke: “I literally have no idea what you’re talking about. I haven’t been proud about a text chain in months. Well, get ready”
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Andrew and Luke: “I’m on fire, man! You really are, man!”
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Andrew and Luke: “When I Shazam things, it’ll keep a record of everything I… Shazam! (Shazam!)”
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Luke: “Can I just… derail things even more than I already have?”
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Luke: “Come on, work with me… iTunes. Why must you… why must you torture me this way”
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Luke: “Does that listener… think she’s better than everybody else? I think that’s the real question. The other question is… was that the reaction I had last time I played this… intro package… Cuz, I’m a man of few jokes; but, I like to use them… a lot… Well, that’s a hot start, everybody”
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Luke: “I want… the listeners to know that, even when you’re not being paid for it specifically… you are… this funny. I want them to know that the Andrew Walsh commitment to being hilarious… is a lifestyle choice really”
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Luke: Laughing
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Luke: “Oh, God. I’m sorry. I’m gonna have to just do this”
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Luke: “Please bring your biggest… or second biggest bong”
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Luke: “Really good, really good spoof. Really… quality spoof”
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Luke: “Stop dunkling yourself”
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Luke: “The world is full of Uncle Steves you haven’t met yet!”
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Luke: “This was… honestly though… the most dazzling of the deets for me”
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Luke: “What!!?”
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Luke: “What!!?” #2
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Luke: “What is this?”
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Luke: “What the heck-fire”
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Luke: “You got posterized… when Kate Dunklied all over you”
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Luke: “You realize you got that motherfucker elected, right!?”
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Luke and Andrew: Andrew producing the shit out of the show
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Luke and Andrew: “Gravity bong rip. Second biggest gravity bong”
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Luke and Andrew: “I a hundred percent know how this happened… one hundred percent. Yeah?”
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Luke and Andrew: “I will spare you my… my, my impression of his accent. Thank you… on behalf of all of us”
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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, we have the same birthday!! Wait… he died on the day of my birthday. Oh! That’s really the opposite”
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Luke and Andrew: Popping zits and cracking knuckles
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Luke and Andrew: “Robert Heinlein wrote about waterbeds. Oh, your waterbed story!”
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Luke and Andrew: “Sorry, I don’t mean to double dip here; but, can I just play (Yeah, I do it all the time)”
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Luke and Andrew: “You’re watching All In with Chris Hayes… a… really bad version”
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