Andrew: “And, he said, ‘You just gotta get your reps in. You’ll be good some day. You just gotta get your reps in’ Ha-ha! I showed him. I’ve done tons of reps and I’m still not good”
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Andrew: “And, I’m not trying to sound like a conspiracy… person… I’m conspiracy-abled”
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Andrew: “As a matter of fact, it’s a dream of mine. I love… money, and I love finding money. So, finding a lot of money is, like, a dream of mine”
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Andrew: “Do you… dig that at all?”
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Andrew: “Good stuff, Luke”
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Andrew: “Guys, guys, guys”
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Andrew: “Hey, kid! That’s mine!”
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Andrew: “Hi, I’m Luke… I’ll be your yogurt salesman today”
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Andrew: “How come I can’t hear it? Oh, because I’m an idiot”
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Andrew: “How to be mahalo in un-mahalo times?”
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Andrew: “I don’t… I don’t… I don’t really like teachers”
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Andrew: “I just wanted a hot take. I just wanted to carve out my hot take”
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Andrew: “I mean, I’m definitely a big tool”
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Andrew: “I probably would not be one of those people out there grabbing this money; but, it has nothing to do with a moral compass, for God’s sakes. It has to do with me just being, like, embarrassed… and weird, and not wanting to be part of a public frenzy. I’ve seen so many movies; whether, it’s… you know, Batman or The Magic Christian, or… Batman”
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Andrew: “I was complaining about the LAX… I know. Can you imagine me complaining about something pedestrian? But, I was”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: Laughing #2
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Andrew: “Let’s not relive those days. I’m becoming the ugly person I was back then. I don’t wanna… I’m… I’m a new guy now. I’m a guy who drinks mango-flavored diet cola, created and distributed by the Coca-Cola Company”
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Andrew: “No, no, no. I didn’t get cancelled, dude… I’m going the Big City to take another job”
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Andrew: “Oh, God”
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Andrew: “Oh, God! I don’t know. Now, I’m talking myself out of it”
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Andrew: “Oh, this gives me the good feeling”
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Andrew: “Okay. Now, we’re in a moral gray area”
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Andrew: Saying “…or Penny’s… Did you get my good side?” after Luke took a screenshot of something
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Andrew: “Why are you such a bad person?”
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Andrew: “Yeah, I’m not a big Tool head”
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Andrew: “You’re making memories, Luke”
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Andrew and Luke: Saying “Chicken tinga tostadas… with avocados! Lukey B! Lukey B!! Who’s making roasted sweet potatoes and zucchini!?” in a funny manner
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Luke: “Am I alright, everyone?”
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Luke: “Just drove this thing right off the friggin’ rails, right out of the gate”
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Luke: “Lock the door of the armored truck, y’all!”
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Luke: “Look, I don’t wanna brag; but, I do have a Wizard number… okay?”
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Luke: Luke forgot to turn up the volume knob for his sound effects at the start of the show
Luke: “Man! I would’ve been at the front of the line… at the front of the line… to get that money”
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Luke: Mumble-singing something as Michael McDonald
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Luke: “Oh… God! Off to a hot start”
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Luke: Saying someone’s name, but garbled
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Luke: “So much to talk about yesterday… mostly stuff that we… didn’t get to… Did say, ‘So much to talk about yesterday’? Am I alright, everyone? Is there some kind of medication that I need a lot of… or, that I should stop taking?”
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Luke: “There are bad bands with bad names; and, there are good bands with good names; but, then, there’s different list of good bands with bad names”
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Luke: “This is the volume control; and, when it’s down at zero… you don’t have any sound. But, when it’s up to the maximum… you get this kind of business (Poop diddy whoop scoop, poop!)”
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Luke: “You know how that makes me feel? Terrible… thanks for asking”
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Luke and Andrew: “He’s Andrew Walsh and he joins us now from the Wallingford neighborhood… Seattle, Washington. Hello, my friend. Good stuff, Luke… How ya doing? Hooo! I’m, I mean, I thought I was fine”
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Luke and Andrew: “I got fired from that time slot. You didn’t get fired… you left… for mysterious reasons… For mysterious reasons? I had another job!”
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Luke and Andrew: “I told Carey my bag of money story. She was not pleased. Oh, that surprises me! Hmm… Seems like something a wife would love to hear. Oh my God, I can’t believe we’re talking about this and not talking about this”
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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, man! I just threw a glow stick… (I know you did) right when that beat dropped… Sick, man”
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Luke and Andrew: “Ooh, explicit. Ooh”
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Luke and Andrew: “The Kung Pao chicken was made by a woman! I am sexist”
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Luke and Andrew: “Yeah, take that Mike! Yeah! TBTL, one. Pesca, zero. Yeah. Pesca, zero! That sums it up”
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Nick Armes: “Thanks for listening today, everybody. We’ll be back tomorrow with more imaginary radio; but, until then: We’re surrounded by clocks; and, good luck to all!”
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???: Purring or growling sound while Andrew was speaking
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