Luke: “Ah, it’s just some bullshit. Whatever”
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Luke: “An epoophany”
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Luke: “Can I box that up for you?”
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Luke: Cute laugh
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Luke: “Eff this!!”
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Luke: “FML… I’ll take one of everything”
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Luke: “He drives an ice cream truck covered in skulls. To Bill Brasky!!!”
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Luke: “I don’t have a lot of jokes in me”
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Luke: “I weigh too much!!”
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Luke: “I’ll, I’ll, I’ll, I’ll… I’ll shoot you straight here, my friend”
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Luke: “I’m at Applebee’s!”
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Luke: “If you just wanted to know the whitest thing that’s ever happened, I think it just occurred here in Bellingham, Washington”
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Luke: “Man, oh, man, Andrew! I had a wonderful time!”
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Luke: “OMG. WTF. Why the face?”
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Luke: “Poop talk”
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Luke: Saying “Listenable” over Russell Wilson saying “Mr. Unlimited”
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Luke: Saying “Ya…you broke it, you bought it. Sorry” in a sing-songy manner
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Luke: “Speaking of… weirdos”
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Luke: “That story was written by listener Tim!”
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Luke: “That’s on a different knob now”
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Luke: “The TBTL-a-Thon… TBTL IX… Thumbs Up for TBTL… Life Might be a Highway Edition”
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Luke: “Well! Oh my goodness. Hello. Hi, everybody… Are you picking up what I am putting down? Can you hear me… America… and parts of Tokyo”
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Luke: “What… can I do to be one of the… old people who doesn’t… seem to just… really hate being alive?”
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Luke and Andrew: Getting mentioned, again, as the unpaid audio producer and Luke playing several clips, including one he requested, sent to him
Luke and Andrew: Luke discussing his fall while jogging and how he, and TBTL as a podcast, is getting old and middle-aged
Luke and Andrew: “One of these days… Oh, man, Andrew… Take a note!! Mmmkay”
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Luke and Andrew: “Shots fired. Shots… (Shots fired) fired”
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Luke and Andrew: “Sorry, sorry I kept delaying the start of the show; which is, of course… especially ironic, because I’m the one who also… has, as they say, a ‘hard out’… I have a… Ahn [ph] in my name… Anders. Easy. I have to… go get on an airplane. I’m going to Chicago, doing Wait Wait… Don’t Tell Me!… tomorrow”
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Luke and Andrew: “That’s all the work of unpaid… audio producer Linh Pham right there. No! It’s, like, every day… just get a few… little gems… That last is so bad. I hate… I hate you asking him to take that. And, you know what? Linh, I know you’re just following orders, but you share some of the responsibility, my friend”
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Luke and Andrew: “This sounds a bit corny; but… you know, I’m thinking good thoughts for you, man. Because, I don’t, I don’t like to know that my longest running co-bro and very good friend is… is feeling… bad feelings coursing through them. So, I was, I was really… glad that you shared that with everybody. I did not think you were a weirdo… Oh, I was talking about the mascot talk… Just kidding… Thank you… Keep deflecting. That’s fine. If that’s what you need to do… like a weirdo; if that’s what you need to do… that’s fine. I don’t even know if we had mascot talk”
Luke and Andrew: “You’re crazy for this one, Walsh. Hmm-hmm”
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