Andrew: “Again, kind of out of my snoopiness”
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Andrew: “Ah, I don’t, I don’t follow those bozos. I don’t follow politics. It’s all a bunch of bullshit”
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Andrew: “Ahh… America’s too litigious! That’s bullshit!”
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Andrew: “Big, honking sandwich”
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Andrew: “Damnit. Why did I order that?”
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Andrew: “For some reason… I always just feel like I’ve been caught doing something when somebody at American Public Media acknowledges that we exist. That’s not healthy”
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Andrew: “Go screw yourself”
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Andrew: “Hey, Lurnk and Yandy”
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Andrew: “How dare you put that song back in my head?”
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Andrew: “I didn’t wanna go out there, under the baking sun, feeling just bloated and gross… but, nonetheless… I persisted”
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Andrew: “I have Bluetoothed my way into the Sonata’s stereo”
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Andrew: “I’m sitting here like a… fat, happy hog right now in the passenger seat of a Sonata”
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Andrew: “I’ve got this huge plate now of a sandwich… french fries; cuz, they didn’t confiscate my french fries… out of my cold, dead hand, Hop Cat!”
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Andrew: “Is it even a hot dog anymore?”
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Andrew: “It’s a little bit of a, just a, snoopy thing”
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Andrew: “It’s a weird thing that makes no sense at all!”
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Andrew: “Nobody answered the question about duct taped hot dogs; which is bullshit reporting… It’s bunk journalism, man”
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Andrew: “Of course, I would eat that damn hot dog!”
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Andrew: “Oh, God. I ate too much”
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Andrew: “Oh, no!”
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Andrew: Singing “TBTL”
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Andrew: “So, you know what the implications of that is… are… What the implications of that are… Implications are plural”
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Andrew: “Unlike me, I actually did leave a little bit of the sandwich behind too… Sorry, sandwich”
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Andrew: “What does this mean for the future of the hot dog cannon?”
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Andrew: “What is the point of a hot dog cannon… if you’re just shooting… bullets of essentially duct tape. Makes no sense”
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Andrew: “Whoa!”
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Andrew: “Yeah, it’s like Fifty-two Pickup… Go screw yourself”
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Andrew: “You know, her life could be… could not be less like mine… Huh? I probably said that wrong. You follow… It’s bene a long week, man. My brain is not, my brain is not working well. We were also up very late last night; so… I apologize for not making tons of sense”
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Andrew: “You know, some people are just bullshitters, right?”
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew is relieved to be in a rental car and hopes the listeners aren’t mad
Andrew and Luke: Andrew singing “TBTL” and Luke laughing
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Andrew and Luke: “Hey, there. It’s a Hyundai Sonata, I believe. Oh, Kia… Kia, Hyundai… tomayto, tomahto [ph]“
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Andrew and Luke: “I am gonna hold my microphone to the speaker of the car and play these off of my phone; and… I’m sure it will just go fabulously… Oh, yeah. I can’t see how this will ever go wrong”
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Andrew and Luke: “Just be cool man. This is gonna be a long drive, dude”
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Andrew and Luke: Saying “Yeah! Yeah” as Adam Duritz
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Andrew and Luke: “Should we make a pact that, if we pass a hitchhiker between here and our destination of Columbus, Mississippi… to be true to the spirit of this, we have to pick up the hitchhiker? No, flipping way! Are you out of your mind? No!”
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Andrew and Luke: “They was trying to say that I was drunk. I only had eight beers! Try was trying to say I activated this lady’s asymptomatic… arthritis… I only had two knee surgeries!”
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Andrew and Luke: “You know, we were saying we were gonna get there by hook or by crook; and, it turned out, it was more like… by Hertz… or by crook… That was terrible. I can’t believe… He just made that joke”
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