Andrew: “Andrew doesn’t have time for this kind of foolishness right now”
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Andrew: “Damn! That is some… high octane bullshit”
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Andrew: “‘Damn! Why can’t that be me?’ and ‘Damn! Good for you’ and ‘Damn! That is some… high octane bullshit'”
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Andrew: “Hey, man! This feels so weird… Feels weird to just be sitting in a cozy, little studio… looking at birds out my window while I talk to you… I almost forgot, I’ve lost all of my muscle memory of how to do the show from here. I feel like… if today’s gonna be successful, I… have no choice but to walk out on to Roosevelt… put thumb out… and see what happens”
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Andrew: “Hunh!”
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Andrew: “I don’t know why I keep on saying this today”
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Andrew: “I, I… I just wrote the F word… because, I didn’t have any other feelings”
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Andrew: “I, I’m not even gonna lie to you, Luke… I’m, I swear to God, this is… little bit of real talk”
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Andrew: “Oh, no!”
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Andrew: “Sounds good”
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Andrew: “That’s really effed up!”
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Andrew: “This is gonna sound really lame after what you were talking about”
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Andrew: “This is just… too beautiful to eat”
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Andrew: “Uhhh! I don’t wanna talk about this. I just wanna drive the truck!”
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Andrew: “We have some gas behind us”
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Andrew: “What the hell is going down there in Monee, Illinois?”
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Andrew: “You have five fingers. You don’t wanna… cut any of them off”
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Andrew and Luke: “Does he go by ‘Daddy’? (… ‘Papa’) Ahh! No he doesn’t, Andrew!”
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Andrew and Luke: “Ouch!!! (It’s like, ‘Aw, shit!’)”
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Luke: “And… it… friggin’… hurt!”
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Luke: “As soon as you hit that gas, as soon as you go… you take that brake foot, you put it in the glove box”
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Luke: “Commit… commit, commit”
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Luke: Cute laugh
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Luke: “Full of gas… homies”
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Luke: “I am scared of more things at forty-two than I was when I was at nine or ten”
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Luke: “I am still living life on the highway. I am… on my way home, finally… Although, I just found out that my flight is delayed… so, I may not make my connection… So, home… may be… the food court at Sea-Tac Airport in Seattle”
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Luke: “I did do that one… bitchin’ jump where I rolled over; so, like, my cred is still pretty good”
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Luke: “I did the jump… I rolled, we have good footage… I’m done”
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Luke: “I had a sort of a critical moment in my life yesterday… where, I had to decide between being afraid of something… and, just… doing it… and, I chose… to be sort of afraid of something… and, that something was… jumping off of a huge ramp in a monster truck”
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Luke: “I might just start traveling… with a gigantic-ass backpack”
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Luke: “I was weirdly geeked out”
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Luke: “Oh… shit! We just killed this guy from CBS”
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Luke: “Okay. Mission accomplished”
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Luke: “Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh! Oh no, oh no!”
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Luke: “Really!?”
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Luke: Singing “TBTE!”
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Luke: “Sorry if this story is boring and taking too long”
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Luke: “Stu, are you at the river yet?”
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Luke: “They’ve never heard of TBTL… Who told you that… Get outta here… Please do not associate… that program with our program”
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Luke: “This has been… Top Stories”
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Luke: “This thing is loose… but, I think you can get one more jump out if it. And… then…”
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Luke: “Time to lean? Time to clean”
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Luke: “We will be right back here tomorrow. I will be coming to you from Burbank Springs. Lord willing and the creeks don’t rise”
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Luke: “Womp, womp”
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Luke: “You’re easy-breezy about Tunisi [sic]“
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Luke and Andrew: Luke needs to go use a bathroom and is asking Andrew if he should walking into a Super 8 in which there is police activity going on and ask to use the bathroom
Luke and Andrew: Luke saying “It’s like that time I was driving the monster truck, Andrew” and both having a good laugh
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Luke and Andrew: “That whole twenty-four hour show was kind of a blur… Yeah, everything I’ve said on this show… since I started in 2012 is a blur”
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