Luke: “All you can eat, baby!”
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Luke: “Alright, hang on everybody… Gotta swallow these protein chips… trying to not… gross out any of our… listeners with… misophonia”
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Luke: “Also, I may, I may just have wide-set nipples, Andrew”
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Luke: “And, again, this is me just, like, searching for a reason to be butthurt about something”
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Luke: “And, here I am… bringing you episode two-thousand, six-hundred and seventy-four… in a collector’s series” [ed: Nope. Still not right, Luke.]
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Luke: “And, I actually have thoughts about this song”
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Luke: “And, then… and, this is maybe… maybe this is the kind of thing that is… what the kids call TMI… but, I’m also suffering from a very inflamed… nipple… (Oh, ‘Explicit!’) in which, maybe… maybe we can talk about with Andrew; or, maybe we can’t. I guess depends on… how he’s feeling about that”
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Luke: “And, then… as you can hear… my allergies have decided to make a triumphant return… to the inside of my nose”
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Luke: “Bark!”
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Luke: Barking like an aggressive dog
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Luke: “Every time we look at the numbers and we realize we have fewer listeners, we’re like… Yeah… but, with fewer listeners, there’s fewer expectations… We’re lucky, really, we’re lucky, really, to have fewer listeners”
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Luke: “God, when I say it out loud, I realize what a bad idea this was”
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Luke: “God…damnit!”
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Luke: “Holy schnikes!”
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Luke: “I got a sore on my ass and it hurts unmerciful!”
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Luke: “I just thought it was… unusually turgid”
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Luke: “I’m horrified and mildly aroused”
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Luke: “Kids rule!! Fart butt!!”
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Luke: Laughing
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Luke: Making a straining sound
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Luke: “Mmm-okay!”
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Luke: “My body is… breaking down, Andrew”
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Luke: “Not to get woo-woo about it”
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Luke: Saying “I made soup out of that” as Peter Lorre
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Luke: Singing “This is a story of a cane”
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Luke: Singing “You’re a mean one, Saucy Jack”
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Luke: “Sweeney Walsh! Sweeney Walsh”
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Luke: “Victory is mine!!!”
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Luke: “We’re good”
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Luke: “Why did I spill the beans on myself?”
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Luke: “Yeah. We’re good”
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Luke: “You don’t trust me with this information!”
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Luke and Andrew: “But, I don’t know why it didn’t mess with the left nipple… just the right… (Hmmm) I don’t… I never mess with the left nipple”
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Luke and Andrew: “I mean, there are a few things. One, there are food puzzles. Did I talk about food puzzles on the show? (No!! God!)”
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Luke and Andrew: “I’m a jogger… (For the long distance runners…) I’m a vlogger… (I’m…) I’m a midnight frogger… player?”
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Luke and Andrew: “Is this the, is this the original version? I don’t know. Does that sound off to you?”
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Luke and Andrew: Laughing
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Luke and Andrew: Luke tries to bypass Andrew and texts Phyllis to learn of the secret identity of the placard swiper
Luke and Andrew: “Where’s the party at? Wherever I am, baby (Baby)”
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