Luke: “Are you my new dad?”
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Luke: “Are you shitting me?”
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Luke: “Because… I’m an idiot”
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Luke: “Buckle up, America”
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Luke: “But… this is… honestly… this is the tow of shame”
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Luke: Describing how he ended up hanging from a dock
Luke: “Don’t… frick with someone who has nothing to lose!!!”
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Luke: “Everything in… go out, crash it… run out of gas, drag it back, everything out”
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Luke: “Fuck it”
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Luke: “I am hanging from the fucking dock!”
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Luke: “I don’t know what the frick I’m doing. Now, why I decided to say ‘frick’ there… is… is… is confusing”
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Luke: “I got a thing!”
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Luke: “I just wanted to Judy Garland it so hard this whole time… just click my heels together and just be not… not… captain… of the… SS… Disaster Voyage”
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Luke: “I’d rather be in jail right now than on this boat trying to manage this situation”
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Luke: “I’m having fun!”
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Luke: “It was one of the most humiliating afternoons of my entire life; so much so, that when it was happening… I made a promise to myself… which was… do not talk about this on TBTL… And, here we are… twenty-four hours later, I’m about to talk about it on TBTL”
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Luke: “It was the Shackleton Expedition… meets… Tom… Hanks in Cast Away… meets… Gilligan’s Island”
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Luke: “It’s just… bananas”
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Luke: Laughing
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Luke: “Mr. Officer, are you my new dad?”
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Luke: “Never use them!! They burned down my house!!”
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Luke: “Not now, Toby. Not now”
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Luke: “Oh, shit. I’ve mostly forgotten how to do this”
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Luke: Saying “Look at that! The Arctic Explorer!” in a funny manner
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Luke: “So, she just, like, got all of her boating ya-yas out”
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Luke: “The boat had been dead the entire movie!”
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Luke: “We toss them, they’re awesome?”
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Luke: “We’ve got podcast to… to broadcast to you”
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Luke: “Well… this is how this ends”
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Luke: “What even is my life?”
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Luke: “What the hell, dude!?”
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Luke: “What’s going on here?”
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Luke: “Whatever happened out there in the water, I couldn’t handle that shit either!”
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Luke: “Who’s in charge of this? And, then, I realized… I am!”
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Luke: “Whoa!”
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Luke: “Whoomp, there it remains”
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Luke: “Yeah, it’d be a real shame if there were bad reviews of your pizza restaurant”
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