Andrew: “God, I hate myself”
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Andrew: “I’m drowning in shame!”
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Andrew: “It does not bother me”
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Andrew: “It’s, like, all Kars4Kids-y”
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Andrew: “R U naveling navels navel me?”
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Andrew: Saying “Oh, right” in a calm, ASMR-like manner
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Andrew: “Sorta seems like tit-for-tatty”
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Andrew: “That is a gross violation of my HIPAA protections. And, when I say, ‘gross,’ I mean in both senses of the word”
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Andrew: “This sounds like an un-Andrew… answer, I think”
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Andrew: “Whoa! How does that work?”
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Andrew: “Yeah. That hurts a little bit”
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew asking Luke to hold on and wait a second
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew made a punny joke about a TBTL-a-thon donor’s last name
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Andrew and Luke: “That’s… an interesting question, I think… Finally! I came up with one! But, I don’t have an answer”
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Andrew and Luke: “Yeah. Well, also, you’ve never seen me with my shirt off. That’s, like, a crime against humanity… (Yet!)”
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Luke: “Again… this is, there’s nothing, there’s nothing logical about it… but, it’s just… it’s just a thing with me”
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Luke: Cute laugh
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Luke: “Donald Hall and the remaining members of Ratt come to the Emerald Queen Casino!”
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Luke: “Genevieve… she’s my down-ass B”
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Luke: “Get out the way… get out the way… get out the way”
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Luke: “I could not drown those kittens”
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Luke: “I think that’s kind of fun and flirty”
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Luke: “Is that his name? What was his full name again? And, now, I’m knocking a Diet Dr. Pepper off–I’m a mess today, Andrew”
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Luke: “It bothers me”
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Luke: “It’s time for… a… strongly worded… pink… ink… note, my friend”
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Luke: “Mission accomplished!”
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Luke: “Mr. Unlimited”
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Luke: “Really!?”
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Luke: Singing “Can we move your tree?”
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Luke: “Sun’s out, guns out, shirts off”
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Luke: “What!?!”
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Luke: “Why the obsession, Burbs?”
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Luke: “Yoink!”
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Luke: “Yoink! We’ll take the Burbanks'”
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Luke and Andrew: 24-hour sleep apnea
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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t wanna grow up… I’m in a shitty metal band… Korn with the ‘R’ backwards… And, remember, the ‘R’ is backwards!”
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Luke and Andrew: “I licky boom boom down (Mmm-hmm)”
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Luke and Andrew: “I’m drowning! Throw him a life jacket. (No!) No! Throw me a t-shirt! I’m drowning in shame!”
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Luke and Andrew: “I’m talking about your navel. That’s what I’m gazing at… I can’t even see my gavel anymore!”
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Luke and Andrew: “If it was my bin… (Right) If it was my neighbor behinds me bin. Behinds me? I know… You’re talking like me (Teeth! Teeth! They’re bones!)”
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Luke and Andrew: “We’ll see you tomorrow… Go Mariners, go bagels… Go bagels! Go bagels! Go bagels or go home! And, please remember: No mountain too tall. And, good luck to all”
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