Andrew: “And, now, now, I’m getting into some snowflake shit that I didn’t even mean to bring up with this”
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Andrew: “Don’t thank me; cuz, I’m not saying it to make you feel good!”
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Andrew: “Every single song is about their dicks, or their balls, or sex”
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Andrew: Groaning
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Andrew: “He’s twee AF”
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Andrew: “Hello, my dude!”
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Andrew: “I… promise you, I… I don’t care about your feelings”
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Andrew: “I’m not good at blowing smoke up people’s asses if I don’t believe it”
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Andrew: “Jesus!!”
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Andrew: “Kids are e-mailing kids these days? What is this world coming to, my friend?”
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Andrew: “Nope”
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Andrew: “Oh, God!”
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Andrew: “Okay. That’s not working”
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Andrew: “Quote me on that!”
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Andrew: Saying “I should not do this” in a sing-songy manner
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Andrew: Saying “I’ve got something to say” in a funny manner
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Andrew: “Thanks a lot, Dale!”
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Andrew: “That is a kink! That is a very specific kink!”
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Andrew: “That’s not okay!!”
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Andrew: “This is embarrassing”
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Andrew: “We’re on three different tangents here. I wanna start a new one”
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Andrew: “Who’s head got bonked?”
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Andrew: “Your… ear-balls might freeze… with my snowflakiness of the story that I’m about to tell”
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew wanted to tell Luke that he was pregnant and tried to pin it on Luke
Andrew and Luke: Having fun reading “American” names from a Japanese baseball video game
Andrew and Luke: “This is worse than I thought it was gonna be (Who is this?)”
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Andrew and Luke: “You’re out of your nutty brain, my friend! What?”
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Listener Andrew’s Kid: Recording of an intro for Andrew Walsh
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Luke: “Everybody wins!!”
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Luke: “Geez, Louise!!”
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Luke: “Hey, bozo”
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Luke: “Hey, everybody… How’s it going?”
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Luke: “It freaked my chili”
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Luke: Making engine revving sounds
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Luke: Making engine revving sounds #2
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Luke: “Ooh! I came in a little hot… at the beginning; and, now, I feel like I just… I sort of… you know… I use up all of my energy… right at the top of the show. I don’t even know how I’m gonna get through Andrew’s intro”
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Luke: Singing “You can do the diddy if you want to; because, damn, I do you if I want to”
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Luke: Singing along to a song
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Luke: “Who let the dogs out!?”
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Luke: “You have more power… in your fingertips!”
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Luke: “You know what? My, my ears are not frozen from your snowflakiness”
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Luke: “You picked the wrong… snipped guy… to pin the baby on”
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Luke: “You ready, Professor Bananas?”
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