Andrew: “And then, he says… ‘Bless you, son. What are your sins?'”
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Andrew: “Boop-boop-boop!”
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Andrew: “Boop-boop-boop!” #2
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Andrew: “Boy, I’m having a day”
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Andrew: “Dial ‘M’ for Arborist”
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Andrew: “I do think it’s kinda word salad”
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Andrew: “I haven’t been proud of many things in my life; but, I am very proud of this Photoshop”
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Andrew: “I just found Paul McCartney to be just so… smug, and egotistical, and think he’s still cheeky, and ‘Boop-boop-boop!’… That’s my imitation of him, apparently. Boop-boop-boop!”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: “Oh, damn! I thought it was gonna be roosters”
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Andrew: Saying “I wanna put my evil inside of you” with a robotic voice
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Andrew: “She reminds me of my friend Rosen a little bit. She’s just kind of like… goofy… and… dances weird. I don’t know if… I have no idea if Rosen dances weird”
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Andrew: “Should I even bring it up? Should I poison other people with the poison thoughts I’ve been having?”
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Andrew: Singing the intro bit from The Beatles’ “Come Together”
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Andrew: Trying to come up with a word to describe a nostalgic feeling when listening to a song
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Andrew: “You aren’t gonna get any shit from me on that”
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Andrew and Luke: “Should I even bring it up? Should I poison other people with the poison thoughts I’ve been having? Should you put your evil inside them?”
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Luke: “And, of course, he wouldn’t tell me what ‘toe jam football’ is. I mean, you know what else? Forget John Lennon!”
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Luke: “Happy Cock-tober”
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Luke: “I am feeling… very… very… good… on this Friday”
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Luke: “I’m Digger! I’m a dermatophyte!”
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Luke: “I’m either doing great or suffering from… crippling depression”
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Luke: “That’s not for you, my friend, Andrew”
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Luke: “What the fuck is she supposed to do?”
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Luke: “Yeah, what do you call that, Stu? Play the Top Story sound effect… don’t do the Top Story… and, then, do the e-mails”
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Luke and Andrew: “America’s… Commercial’s Got Talent Got Dance? America’s Kids Got Singing”
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Luke and Andrew: If Luke had to eat any kind of poop, it would be horse poop
Luke and Andrew: “What is a ‘toe jam football’… (Don’t) as in, The Beatles’ song ‘Come Together'”
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Luke and Andrew: “You wanna talk about… you wanna talk about some cuckoo, bananas lyrics (Yeah?)”
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