Andrew: “Dirt balls do it with a vacuum”
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Andrew: Doing his version of the “Thumbs Down” Sound Machine sound effect
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Andrew: Drawn out “Bomb”
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Andrew: “God bless you… You don’t have to have an opinion on this, at all”
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Andrew: “Hey, I may, I may have some good news for… everybody here. I think… Oh, there it is! I got it. Linh sent it to me. I threw him under the bus”
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Andrew: “How do you say hello to a rutabaga”
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Andrew: “I have the ‘Uh-oh'”
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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Hey!”
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Andrew: “My… God!”
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Andrew: “Oh, I hate this… I hate this!”
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Andrew: “Perfect. I thought you were gonna say I was working myself into a spot; cuz, I… That was really dumb of me to say. I’m not gonna edit it out; because, what the hell… it’s too hard. But… it’s not like I’m an… audio editor, or anything”
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Andrew: “Reach out… touch someone”
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Andrew: Saying “Jason S. Lumpkins!” in a funny manner
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Andrew: “She’s… the smart one on the show… I’m the one who knows how to turn… knobs”
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Andrew: Singing “Do you believe”
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Andrew: Singing “No matter what”
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Andrew: “That’s bullshit!”
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Andrew: “That’s just weak tea”
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Andrew: “What are you doing, ya, ya, ya dirt ball?”
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Andrew: “What’s up, turnips?”
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Andrew: “When I’m saying my editing notebook, I’m not being precious about it”
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew plays the wrong Sound Machine sound effect, thinking it was the “Uh-oh robot” sound
Andrew and Luke: “I shouldn’t have said that… Maybe I can clip it out… Yeah. In three… two… and… my vacuum cleaner question. Yeah!”
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Luke: “Am I gonna get to have… my special… my special daddy juice”
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Luke: “And, that’s our new segment… ‘You Don’t Have to Have an Opinion, Jerk!'”
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Luke: “Don’t have a care about it, jerk!”
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Luke: “I have not… learned… anything about being a professional broadcaster”
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Luke: “I know this is a first-world problem”
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Luke: “I think it scarred me!”
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Luke: “I’m knee deep in the hoopla”
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Luke: “It’s well designed. It has long ass cord”
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Luke: “Just get into the show, Burbank”
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Luke: “Kale chips!!!”
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Luke: Laughing
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Luke: “Oh my God! When is this thing gonna die?”
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Luke: “Praise the machine”
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Luke: Saying “And, that’s-a when I turn into Bill Cosby” as Bill Cosby
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Luke: Saying “The watching the game and the eating the food” as Bill Cosby
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Luke: Singing “Please tell me… please tell me why… I’m sleeping with the clothes on; and, I”
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Luke: Singing “We are young… we are free”
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Luke: “Sorry if this is overly graphic… or whatever”
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Luke: “The Pod-dog’s fur is… everywhere!”
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Luke and Andrew: “First, though… let’s take a break and we’ll be back with more… Spotless… Hey!”
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Luke and Andrew: “Tailgate parties are a great opportunity to catch up with friends (Oh, fuck you) and can help make your…”
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Luke and Andrew: “Who stole that from me!? I think we’ve both been hacked”
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