Andrew: “Am I forgetting anything? I feel like it’s Friday. Did we do anything wrong? Are we just done now?”
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Andrew: “Andrew! What’s going on!? Where’s Luke? I thought you guys were gonna… all be together in Seattle today to reveal the big Song of the Summer winner… What is happening, Andrew?”
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Andrew: “But, didn’t seem super, kind of, rape-y to me”
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Andrew: “But, don’t, don’t… betray, don’t betray the answer with your eyes yet. Look away! Dav–David, look away from me”
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Andrew: “Did you get busy in that Burger King bathroom?”
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Andrew: “Every time I listen to lyrics, I get burnt!”
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Andrew: “Get thee away from me”
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Andrew: “He is known in my house… as my actual fake brother”
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Andrew: “I love hearing people just geek out about shit!”
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Andrew: “I’m an old and I don’t get it”
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Andrew: “I’m surprised you even let me in your house!”
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Andrew: “My brain can’t flip like that right now”
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Andrew: “Oh, crap!”
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Andrew: “Oh… it means ‘Hello’ and ‘Goodbye’. Power out means ‘Hello!’ and ‘Goodbye!'”
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Andrew: Saying “Double-whipped… latte… with soy?” in a drawn out, funny manner
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Andrew: “Sir, we know how phones work. I don’t think you do!!”
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Andrew: “Turn off your mic!”
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Andrew: “Well, this isn’t the way it was supposed to happen!”
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Andrew: “What is happening, Andrew?”
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Andrew: “You never forget your first time”
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Andrew: “Zoopty-Doo, Look How Drugged Out Our Muppets Are”
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Andrew and David Burbank: “At first, there were sixteen!! In the beginning!”
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Andrew and David Burbank: “Hey, it’s David from the Basement! How are you doing? Hey there, fake hermano”
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Andrew and David Burbank: “Obviously, I have a bit of a Jim Carrey… whatever… blockage myself. Ooh, God! Could I have all the words! If I’m gonna use a word… (A clot?) a word that doesn’t even make sense, did I have to go with ‘blockage’?”
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Andrew, David Burbank and Luke: Andrew tries to interpret lyrics to a song and gets burnt by it
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David Burbank: “I’m not very rootable, am I?”
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David Burbank: “No. See, I’m a, I’m a man of many words; and, none of those words count”
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David Burbank: “Oh, Andrew”
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David Burbank: “Oh, Leo? Classic Leo… Classic Leo… Oh, man. That dude is such a jabroni”
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Luke: “¡Ay, Chihuahua!”
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Luke: “All of my base… are belong… to… Sea-Tac Airport”
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Luke: “All you have to do is close your eyes and just reach out your hand… and touch me… Hold me close. Don’t… ev…er… let… me… go!”
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Luke: “I have to pee so bad! I’m doing a jig in the parking lot”
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Luke: “I’m a man of few words, Andrew; but, those words will be uttered… from a rented Nissan… and, it’s leaving the Avis parking lot at Seattle-Tacoma International Airport”
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Luke: “I’m good for at least a week!”
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Luke: Saying “Everybody stop reclining your airplane seat!” as Andy Rooney
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Luke: Saying “What’s going on with Twitch?” as Andy Rooney
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Luke: “That’s amazingly bad planning”
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Luke: “That’s some bullshit!”
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Luke: “Vindicated!!!”
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Luke: “You understand… there’s a podcast that needs me… right now!”
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