Andrew: “Dude, I was taping the game. Son of a bitch! I did it again!”
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Andrew: “Dude… I was taping the game… Did you seriously–Did the… did Cleveland win? Are you not playing along with us?”
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Andrew: “Dude… self-trained… Totally self-trained”
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Andrew: “Eww”
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Andrew: “Hunh”
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Andrew: “I am now officially annoyed with you”
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Andrew: “I coulda died happy right there”
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Andrew: “I know my brain is bad”
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Andrew: “I’m a real card”
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Andrew: “I’m, I’m sure we’re… just jinxing the shit out of ourselves here”
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Andrew: Imitating the El Ropo whistle
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Andrew: “Just end it there… It ain’t getting better than that shit”
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Andrew: “Just kidding. I watched the game live, Luke… I’m a… I’m… I’m a real card”
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Andrew: Making a kissing sound
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Andrew: “Mwah!”
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Andrew: “Now, I have this big list of, like, good shit”
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Andrew: “QFC… Still love you, QFC”
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Andrew: “Something’s broken in me, I guess”
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Andrew: “Thanks, Wikipedia!”
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Andrew: “Trust me… You need me to filibuster, my friend? I can filibuster!”
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Andrew and Luke: “Hello, Luke!! Lukie B! Lukie B!”
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Andrew and Luke: “I think this might be a ‘True River’ show… This is going to be a ‘River of Souls’!”
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Andrew and Luke: Poddy Awards
Andrew and Luke: “You’d be, ‘LukeBurbank420’. Come on… Got a minute? LukeBurbank419!!!”
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Luke: Cute laugh
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Luke: “Hi everybody! You can stay too”
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Luke: “I mean, I say the weirdest things if people ask me what my job is”
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Luke: “I will… end you!”
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Luke: “I’m stopping myself; because, what I’m starting to say sounds really braggy”
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Luke: “Man! Viral hits are overrated. Why? Well, cuz, we’re not a viral hit”
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Luke: Quiet “God bless America”
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Luke: Saying “And, we have this guy” in a drawn out, sing-songy manner
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Luke: Saying “I sent my Boo a snack… I guess that makes me bad” as Andy Rooney
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Luke: Singing “Because I got high… Because I got high, because I got high”
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Luke: “Stay in your lane!!!”
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Luke: “Stop the show!”
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Luke: “We’re gonna be… a viral hit!”
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Luke: “Well, listen, man! We all fart! Get over it!”
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Luke: Whispering “I do think I’m an expert”
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Luke: “Whoa!!”
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Luke and Andrew: “I sent my Boo a snack… I guess that makes me bad… Just end it there… It ain’t getting better than that shit”
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Luke and Andrew: Re-doing the intro towards the end of the show and Andrew pulls the same joke he used at the start of the show