Andrew: “Goddamnit, man. It’ll kinda kill me”
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Andrew: “I’m gonna sound a little knee-jerky and a little conservative here about this”
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Andrew: “I’m not gonna lie to you… I was drinking a little bit”
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Andrew: “If my girlfriend finds out I’m doing this podcast, I am in trouble!”
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Andrew: “Like, that is such an F-U”
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Andrew: “My God! It’s over! It’s over”
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Andrew: “We should probably wrap-up. We’re getting near the third river”
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Andrew: “You don’t understand! Like, you don’t understand”
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Luke: Audio from a potential Hey Dummies video
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Luke: Audio from a potential Hey Dummies video #2
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Luke: “I agree with everything you just said”
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Luke: “I’m not trying to be PETA. I’m not trying to be the turd in this punchbowl”
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Luke: “Now, time for our Tic Tac Fruit Adventure Game Changer Award… that goes to Jarvis Landry”
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Luke: “Stop trying to make smelling your own farts a thing”
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Luke: “That’s pretty fucking fun”
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Luke: “You got… things to do and girlfriends to see”
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Luke and Andrew: “But, I do want this episode to be called, ‘Smelling Your Own Farts with Poop Detective Luke Burbank’… ‘From Puss to Poo’ or whatever the other one was… Subtitle! ‘A Fruit Adventure, starring Poop Professor, Luke Burbank'”
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Luke and Andrew: “You’ve been ver–you’ve been a very good boy, Andrew. Thank you”
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