Andrew: “Atheist Bang-Bang”
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Andrew: “Go Warriors… I think”
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Andrew: “God Friended Me; but, I don’t know when it’s on!!”
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Andrew: “I have very… round vowels”
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Andrew: “I’m not even dignifying that”
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Andrew: “I’ve never been naked and not afraid”
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Andrew: “It’s just a blurb”
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Andrew: “Just, just… Hasselhoff the hell out of those burgers, man”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: “Oh, no! The Devil just advocated for me”
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Andrew: “Settle down, my friend”
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Andrew: “Shed or Get Off the Pot”
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Andrew: Singing along with Tim Heidecker’s funky bass
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Andrew: “That’s my hot take”
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Andrew: “This time, I’m leaving it on with a purpose”
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Andrew: “Usually, going to Cleveland… kinda destroys me”
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Andrew: “What if God… was a catty bitch… who is for the drama?”
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Andrew: “Yeah. Supposedly, according to the… nosy window washer”
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Luke: “And, as a… cheese geek and a curd freak myself”
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Luke: “And, this is just a small preview… of season two of ‘Making a Burgerer'”
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Luke: “Comme ci, comme ça”
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Luke: “Debajo… the asking price”
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Luke: “Did I warg out during this part of the story?”
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Luke: “I actually am that crazy”
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Luke: “I’ve now mastered something that has eluded Luke Burbank for his whole life”
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Luke: “It may be a frap”
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Luke: “O’Dark QWERTY”
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Luke: “Oh, really!”
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Luke: “Please, God, don’t let her hear this”
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Luke: “TBTL: Morning Wood… You Like to Hear a Podcast”
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Luke: “Wait, is it Will.I.ennial Prophet?”
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Luke: “What if God… friended you… and then un-friended you… but, then re-friended you right when you needed it?”
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Luke: “What if… God listed your relationship status as… ‘It’s complicated’?”
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Luke: “What if… God totally ghosted on your plans?”
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Luke: “Yeah, I would”
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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t feel like my world is as threatened by the fact that my Twitter feed may not be so great. I just… miss the old days when you had a good Twitter feed”
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Luke and Andrew: Laughing
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