Andrew: Elmer Fudd-like laugh
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Andrew: “Hey, good news for you, though. I don’t know how to use this… sound board. I can’t find the play button”
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Andrew: “It was a couple of hosts, like, you know… young people spinning popular music… Sorry, I just… heard how that sounded”
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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Well, it’s complicated”
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Andrew: “Oh, God dang it!”
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Andrew: “Oh, God! You can’t say anything anymore!”
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Andrew: “Professor TED Talk Common”
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Andrew: Singing “Through the jungle you can go with hair!”
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Andrew: “This is just… typical… snowflake Andrew”
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Andrew: “Why is there a man running down the street screaming ‘Body Heat’? Oh, that’s just Luke Burbank. He quit drinking recently”
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Andrew: “You know, just… classic, low-brow taco night”
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Andrew: “You know… Vieves and I love having… just tacos around”
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Andrew: “You’re looking for Legoland, buddy boy”
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Andrew and Luke: “You didn’t tell me that! That’s one of my favorite things to do in the world! Did you go on the boat? Yeah! Oh, God dang it!”
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Luke: “Body Heat!!!”
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Luke: “I cannot believe I just made that joke”
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Luke: “I cannot believe I just made that joke. I, you know what, honestly, I can believe it”
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Luke: “I’m finally getting a nickname!”
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Luke: “It is… amazing; or, that plane is crashing”
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Luke: “It was fully torqued, bro”
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Luke: Laughing
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Luke: “Oh, aren’t you clever”
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Luke: Quiet “Aw, shit!”
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Luke: Saying “Count Dracula” in a Count Dracula-like manner
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Luke: Saying “It is a great… book. Not a good book… a great book” as Michael Silverblatt
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Luke: Saying “What is your problem, Rudy? Is this the issue?” with Rudy responding
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Luke: “She didn’t choose the shed life. The shed life chose her”
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Luke: Singing “Through the jungle you can go with books!”
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Luke: Singing “Through the jungle you can go with hair!”
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Luke: Singing “Where would we be without books”
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Luke: “This is gonna take us down a road that we will never recover from, Andrew”
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Luke: “Tip of the laser balding helmet, bro”
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Luke: “Welcome to another early edition of TBTL… O’Dark QWERTY… The Early Blurg… Gets the Podcast… TBTL: Morning Wood… You Like to Hear a Podcast… I cannot believe I just made that joke. I, you know what, honestly, I can believe it”
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Luke: “Well, hello and good morning, everyone!”
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Luke: “You are outta your damn mind!”
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Luke and Andrew: “Fetch me my second best tonight pants!! (Yeah. Right)”
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Luke and Andrew: “I have to admit something to you, Andrew, if we’re getting real here… Are we? (I…) Shit.”
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