Andrew: “A soupy, delicious mess of magical realism”
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Andrew: “And, I would boil rocks that I would find on hikes; and, somehow, Genevieve stayed with me”
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Andrew: “Every time… it’s a, it’s a gut punch I look forward to”
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Andrew: “Here’s what’s, here’s what’s driving me crazy”
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Andrew: “Ho-ho-hos”
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Andrew: “I don’t know!!”
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Andrew: “I would say, if you can’t name the bone in your face, you don’t need it. Get rid of it. Take it out”
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Andrew: “Just sing it normal!!”
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Andrew: “Leave the gun, take the aioli”
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Andrew: “Oh, did they change the name from ‘Walshing It’?”
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Andrew: “Oh, no!!”
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Andrew: “Ooh, yeah!”
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Andrew: “P. P. Arnold? Hell, no!! Cat Stevens at work!?”
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Andrew: “Pajama-gramma”
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Andrew: Quietly saying “Yeah!” as Adam Duritz
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Andrew: Saying “I vote… yes” while playing a gavel pounding drop
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Andrew: Singing two notes in a Smash Mouth-like manner
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Andrew: Singing two notes in a Smash Mouth-like manner #2
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Andrew: “So, anyway, good morning everybody. It was a wart”
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Andrew: “What the hell!?”
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Andrew: “Yeah, I think they can freeze them and they, and they can burn ’em”
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Andrew: “You just got gross person bingo”
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Andrew and Luke: “Damnit, Doug! Back at it again with the bad suggestions (Okay)”
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Andrew and Luke: “Hell, yeah!! (Oh, yeah!!) Hell, yeah!! Comp… Compound W? At work? Oh, yeah! Hell, yeah!”
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Andrew ad Luke: “If you don’t mind… in case… I was talking about some growth on my thumb, in the past couple of weeks, that I found more and more concerning… Mystery solved… (Yes, you did talk about it on the show) it was a wart… So, anyway, good morning everybody. It was a wart”
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Andrew and Luke: “Leave the cannoli? Leave the aioli? Take the cannoli. Take the cannoli! Damnit, I missed it! Goddamnit! Of course”
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Andrew and Luke: Singing “TBTL Thing Called Love (Oh, this thing… called love)”
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Andrew and Luke: “So, afterwards, when you guys go out… for dinner, after a show… and, somebody comes and they take your order, is that your Wait Wait waiter? Sorry… That is. It’s exactly how it is. I cannot believe… he just made… that… joke”
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Andrew and Luke: “So, it’s used to treat warts, acne, ringworm, dandruff… psoriasis… I’ve got all six of those! Oh, hey! Bingo! Dang, man! This is killing six birds with one acid! You just got gross person bingo”
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Luke: “All of this dumb shit makes sense to me”
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Luke: “Hell naw!!!”
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Luke: “Hell, no!”
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Luke: “I don’t have any calls, cuz I have bad… service!!”
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Luke: “Now, who’s gross”
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Luke: “Pitter-patter, let’s get at her”
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Luke: Saying “Yeah!!” as Adam Duritz
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Luke: “She’s, she’s true to this, not new to this”
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Luke: Singing “She has trouble acting normal when she’s… nervous!!”
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Luke: Singing “Some…body once told me the first cut was the deepest” as Smash Mouth
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Luke: “Super, healthy-ass mayo”
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Luke: “They’re almost-a-grams”
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Luke: “This is killing six birds with one acid!”
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Luke: “You… described it in the grossest way possible; which, is not your style. That’s more… to be honest, that’s more my territory; and, I would like you to stay out of it, please”
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Luke and Andrew: “Aw, shit-snacks!! (I don’t know)”
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Luke and Andrew: “Christ on a crutch!! (I know)”
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Luke and Andrew: “Holy Blursday! Oh my God!! It’s Blur–I almost blew… We’re just blowing through Blursday, aren’t we?”
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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, shit. I get why these weird-ass hippies have been eating this stuff for so long. No offense, weird-ass hippies”
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Steve Neuman: “Back to you, dinguses”
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Steve Neuman: “Hey, Luke. Hey, Clam-drew. It’s Stu from Internet”
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