Andrew: “First of all… this is gonna offend some people”
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Andrew: “Fuzzy kinda punky pop”
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Andrew: “Good morning, America!”
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Andrew: “I don’t think it’s a stinky smell I’m putting out there”
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Andrew: “I think it’s a tautology”
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Andrew: “It is nasty out there”
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Andrew: “Like, I’m not a real stinky person”
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Andrew: “Like, what the fuck happened!?”
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Andrew: “Smell-slash-poop hole”
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Andrew: “This is one… sexy donor song, right here”
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Andrew: “This is the oldest man-y thing I can say right now”
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Andrew: “We’ve reached Andrew Walsh at the Emoji Research Institute, based in Los Angeles, California… He says that he’s pretty agnostic when it comes to emoji usage; however, we should consider… the negative effects of having too many emojis when trying to text… quickly”
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Andrew: “What is this thing?”
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Andrew: “You know, I don’t have a huge… Doug on this flight”
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Andrew and Luke: “Did I just take the piss out (Yeah) of this for you?”
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Andrew and Luke: “Okay, I just want the bomb one; because, I just… I’m blowing this text chain up, or… whatever (Sure)”
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Luke: “Cthulhu”
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Luke: “Houston… we have an Andrew!”
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Luke: “I told you this was a thing!!”
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Luke: “Right now, it just looks like a weirdo nose”
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Luke: Saying “We told you there was a cliff!!” in a funny manner
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Luke: Singing “Ding-dong, ding-dong”
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Luke: Singing “Ding-dong, ding-dong, ding-dong”
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Luke: “The scent of an Andrew”
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Luke and Andrew: “Can we use the word ‘jizzing out’ please? Oh, God! Wow! Good morning, America!”
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Luke and Andrew: “He demises and returns? Oh, Christ. Am I wrong about this?”
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Luke and Andrew: “I apologize to people outside of the Northwest at how I say the word ‘bagel’… It’s pronounced ‘boogle’… It’s pronounced… ‘Michelle'”
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