Andrew: “And luckily, the bucket is right below me, and it all just slides out… like the… perfect slimy… gross… tube… of… sludge (¡Jalapeña! ¡Jalapeña!)”
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Andrew: “And, man… if I could turn back time”
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Andrew: “As a very, very shy man”
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Andrew: “Aw, shit. I oversold that”
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Andrew: “But, I… have to… feel with what I’m dealing with here. So, I kind of stick my finger up there a little bit”
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Andrew: “Good morning! I was… happy to hear that. I’m… just shocked, I’m shocked and surprised to hear that somebody pulled from yesterday’s show… for repurposing”
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Andrew: “Have you, have you, like, Googled, ‘stinky smell in my dryer’?”
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Andrew: “Here’s a bedtime story for ya, sleepy head!”
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Andrew: “Hey, have you tried the sink yet!? Hey, have you tried the sink yet!?”
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Andrew: “I don’t wanna tell you what it sounded like”
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Andrew: “I think that I can make this interesting”
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Andrew: “I wanted to both… wretch and celebrate at the same time”
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Andrew: “I was a sledgehog that day, my friend!”
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Andrew: “It is… just thick”
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Andrew: “Sorry to say this; but, I… have to… feel with what I’m dealing with here. So, I kind of stick my finger up there a little bit; and, yup… it’s basically alive!”
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Andrew: “That doesn’t scan”
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Andrew: “Things turned, man! Things got a little… a little Lord of the Flies-y”
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Andrew: “What do I do with this terrible thing?”
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Andrew: “Yeah. That story makes me uncomfortable”
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew describing his sink pipe issue and Luke reacts as if a big chill went through Burbank Springs
Luke: “Ah, the rare loose-ball foul”
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Luke: “Bananas!”
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Luke: “Don’t get me started on beans! Hot… fat… juicy Guffman… lines”
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Luke: “God! Those tossed salads and scrambled eggs”
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Luke: “Good on ya!”
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Luke: “He chirped at me. I chirped at him”
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Luke: “I’m seventy-three!! How old are you!?”
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Luke: “Kim Jong-un… has no–has nothing on my behind the scenes maneuvering”
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Luke: Laughing
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Luke: “Oof!”
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Luke: “Super fair-sy square-sy”
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Luke: “Their branding is gross to me”
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Luke: “These MFers better not try to start this game and not have me be in the first ten”
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Luke: “Why don’t you wake up before you start shit talking?”
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Luke and Andrew: “I mean, why can’t bots write the news? Wow… He said… crying. Right. Right”
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Luke and Andrew: “It’s, it’s a goddamn Sarlacc at this point! (Exactly!)”
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