Andrew: “Beautiful, soft, fluffy lint”
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Andrew: “Do they call it, ‘jabber-mouthy’?”
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Andrew: “Every time I say anything that is a fact… it… it, I’m wrong about it”
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Andrew: “I have Googled… something that will change my life forever”
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Andrew: “It must come out as a freeze-dried, little pellet”
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Andrew: “It’s probably doggy smell. It’s doggy smell!”
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Andrew: “Just stay home and watch movies!”
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Andrew: Making breaking news teletype sounds
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Andrew: “Oddly enough, this catheter company is also called, ‘GoDaddy'”
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Andrew: “Oh, absolutely!”
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Andrew: “Oh… Luke”
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Andrew: “Oh… Luke… I have Googled… something that will change my life forever”
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Andrew: “Ooh! Doggy residue”
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Andrew: “The center may not hold on this”
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Andrew: “What is this? This sounds stupid. This sounds like some sort of… old timey clickbait”
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Andrew and Luke: “I’ll just say that the show’s getting better the more we talk… I think so”
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Andrew and Luke: “Luke, remember at the very beginning of the show, you were going to be open… to hearing feedback even if it is somewhat negative? Be open to me (Yes) telling you that you have a stinky goddamn dryer”
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Andrew and Steve Neuman: “Are you really going to the gym? Yes, I am really going to the gym”
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Luke: “Am I… losing my mind here?”
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Luke: “And, I was like, ‘Yay!'”
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Luke: “And, in fact, I have smelt it… and, I know that it did not dealt it”
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Luke: “Are you kidding me!!?”
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Luke: Cute laugh
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Luke: “Derp it up!”
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Luke: “He’s working on his beef castle!”
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Luke: “He’s… not… woo-woo about any of it”
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Luke: “I don’t know what parts of Stu are even, like, still attached to him. He might have lost out there”
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Luke: “I feel like I’m gonna start… having a lot of opinions… jerk”
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Luke: “I pray to the old and new dryer gods, by the way”
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Luke: “I… am really… souring on the whole Sledgehog experience”
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Luke: “I’m out of touch as a… as a… coastal, liberal elite”
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Luke: “I’m… getting… less horrible”
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Luke: “Is Stu gonna die trying to drive to dance practice? And, more importantly, is Piper gonna die?”
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Luke: “It… bothers me!!”
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Luke: “It’s the… year of breakthroughs that are not breakthroughs”
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Luke: Laughing
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Luke: “Let’s just make this about dealing with dog waste”
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Luke: “Maybe making a big fire and just gettin’ ham-boned”
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Luke: “Maybe something broke loose in me there”
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Luke: Melodic “Umm-mmm-mmm”
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Luke: “NBD”
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Luke: “Sledgehogger”
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Luke: “The Dance of the Jabber-Mouthy”
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Luke: “There’s a new weird smell, and it’s coming into the Broadcast Center; and, it smells… like fast food!”
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Luke and Andrew: Comparing the THRIVE process to Gremlins
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Luke and Andrew: Singing “Two sleuths… sleuthing it up!”
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Luke and Andrew: “You know, our fans, of the Sledgehogs… they’re called ‘The Sixes’… Got a whole thing going. I wanted to make a joke like that… (We’ve retired the number six jersey) but, I literally didn’t know how many people were supposed to be on a basketball team”
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Luke, Steve Neuman and Andrew: “I mean, not to get into the management of, of Brewed Awakening, or whatever the name… of… this coffee shop is. That’s… possible show title. Yeah. How long have you been sitting on that?”
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