Andrew: “Alright. We’re gonna get rid of this candy now; so, not tempt you anymore… Oh… no, we’re keeping it there. Reese… not sorry!”
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Andrew: “Every time Reader’s Digest closes a door, it opens a window”
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Andrew: “Excuse me, guys. Can I get through here? Thank you. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Pardon me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Pardon me”
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Andrew: “Facebook is such a pain in the ass”
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Andrew: “Fuck you!”
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Andrew: Funny, drawn out “Please”
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Andrew: “Go Rams!!”
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Andrew: “Hello, river!”
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Andrew: “I see the side of Luke’s face, everybody!”
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Andrew: “I’m all… juiced up!”
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Andrew: “It is way weirder than I thought!”
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Andrew: “It’s put a stank on him!”
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Andrew: “Look, it’s Luke!”
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Andrew: Mimicking the “Uh-oh” drop
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Andrew: “Nobody invite Luke to your Super Bowl party”
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Andrew: “Oh my God! It’s so fucking great!”
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Andrew: “Please tell me your Music For Your Weekend is… something from the soundtrack to ‘Cool Is Ice’ please”
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Andrew: Saying “Sorry, not sorry” in a funny manner
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Andrew: “Talk about losing our innocence here”
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Andrew: “Thank you. Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Pardon me. Excuse me. Excuse me. Pardon me”
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Andrew: “This is gonna sound kinda shitty… People should do what they want. Musicians should do what they want”
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Andrew: “This is how lazy I am”
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Andrew: “Which is just not my vibe at all!”
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Andrew: “Why am I, why am I just… why am I ruining your childhood with this stuff?”
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Andrew: “Yeah. Beds are burning… because, the laptop is too hot”
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Andrew: “You and I are playing some weird shit today, man!”
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Andrew and Luke: “This segment is not about me getting in between you and Reader’s Digest. Don’t make me choose; because, dude… I’m gonna choose Reader’s Digest every goddamn time. Yeah, absolutely (Okay)”
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Luke: “And, I actually lied to Carey”
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Luke: “And… don’t miss Sinbad! Why is that a gran… a grandma ain’t got no job, they always got money!? The home of Northwest entertainment”
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Luke: “Boy, now I’m really just… going deeper into this”
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Luke: “Boy, oh, boy”
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Luke: “Coming to the Emerald Queen Casino… The time has come! Midnight Oil… Opening for… Peter Frampton!”
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Luke: “Dude… nobody cares”
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Luke: “For me, Instagram is a silent movie”
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Luke: “I had a… real humiliating moment… with the… animals this morning (I say, I say, what’s up dog!)”
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Luke: “This is so entertaining to me and you, and no one else”
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Luke: “What!? I’ve never even seen those; but, man… those fill me with anger!”
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Luke and Andrew: “Honestly, my life, Andrew, my life is over! My life, as I knew it, is now over (Your life is just beginning)”
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Luke and Andrew: “This is not a C-section story; but, that… Good!”
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Luke and Andrew: “This is the best family reunion ever!! (…my God! Nobody can open fifty eggs!)”
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